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No.25918

I got into a frogeht and got ran over by a car ama

No.25919

>got ran over by a car

How was your ribcage not destroyed?

No.25920

>>25919
I was hit by a car and rolled off the hood ama

No.25921

you could just tell the whole story instead of plebbitting for more comments reeee

No.25922

>>25921
uhh this is a ama thread not a greentext thread…

No.25923

>>25922
Could you make it a greentext thread? the anwser is yes

No.25927

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>>25923
I will but only because you asked me to.

<be me
<meet friend in college
<we have same interests and we're both Native American and you don't meet many of those
<fast forward 5 years
<we reconnect and start hanging out again
<he has a younger brother like me
<he is 26, his brother and me both 24 and my younger brother who is 21
<his younger brother and mine go to a party and get into a frogeht
<always hear stories about how my friend always gets into frogehts because his little brother runs his mouth and gets beat up
<looks like the same thing just happened
<already told this to my brother so he knows round two is coming plus the guy told him he was gonna get his brother
<my brother calls my cousin and has him come over
<its my brother, my friend and me plus my cousin at the house
<they come over and my friend asks if they want to catch a fair one
<they say no and come out of the car with sticks
<I take my glasses off and my friend takes his shirt off
<I square up with him, he can tell I don't want to frogeht him and he's only there for his brother
<he looks at me then swings at my cousin
<I rush his brother
< his brother hits me with the sticks but it's like a mop handle broken in two so it's thin and doesn't hurt
<he drops the sticks after hitting me twice and realizing they don't hurt
<basically me and my brother jump him while my cousin and friend jump his older brother
<proceed to beat them
<brother kicks in the guy's face it feels like
<as we get up look over at the other frogeht
<my cousin and friend have his brother on the ground fucking him up just like we did his younger brother
<his younger brother says "that's how you want to play it" and heads to his car

No.25928

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<the guy is wobbly and bleeding and I heard him cry when we was kicking him
<I decide to let him live and let him get in his car because he just wants to leave
<his younger brother drives around and tries to hit people to get them off his brother
<see my cousin roll on the ground as the car turns away
<try to catch the car but it's a car so I turn and run at his brother
<swing at his brother But his brother keeps backing up and looking at something
<turn to see and it's the car heading straight at me
<jump in the air like in the movies and this saves me from most of the momentum
<get flung in the air and smash my face against the car
<land on the ground and get right back up still looking for the car
<they drive off

My brother felt bad but I told him we wasn't the ones who went to their house looking for a frogeht, plus everyone seen me get hit by a surburban going 30 and walk it off.

No.25930

KEK, good story

No.25933

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>>25927
>>25928
Did you get brain damage?

No.25938




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