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No.22518

How do you flirt with guys?

No.22519

>>22518
I'll jump in a random IRC, hit on some guy, screenshot it and post it here for reference. Give me like 10 minutes.

No.22520

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>>22519
So far so good

No.22521

>>22520
Never mind, he's too gay, even for me. Gonna try someone else.

No.22522

IRC channel ban count: 3

I did find an autistic 20 year NEET chick who thinks I'm funny. Poor uneducated bitch. Gonna play vidya with her now.

Also, I have no reason to help you. You suck. Nerd!

No.22523

>>22520
This fucking guy is sending me gay porn now, and keeps asking if he can be my bf now.

No.22524

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>>22520
>>22521
>>22522
>>22523
I was talking about in real life you plebeian.

Anyone can flirt online, even I was able to get this guy from /a/ to email me pictures and videos of his cock that I may or may not have m*st*rb*t*d to.

No.22525

go to a gay bar

No.22527

>>22524
>>22524
Glad to know somebody as autistic as you can accomplish such a simple task. I just assumed you meant online since you're a sperglord.

Not being autistic is all you have to do. Seriously. Goto a bar and chat with guys, have actual shit to say and be interesting. No different from hitting on a girl.

No.22528

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>>22525
That's too embarrassing. Please suggest something less embarrassing.

No.22529

>>22527
>since you're a sperglord
Harsh words, Anon.

No.22531

>>22529
The truth is harsh. Find a local dating site and do that. How I met a chick (now gf) who lived 20+ minutes away.

No.22533

>>22531
This never happened

No.22534

>>22533
Whatever you want to believe, dude.

No.22537

<Press F to flirt with hot guys in your area>

No.22538

>>22534
>believe
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No.22542

>>22528
if you're too embarrassed to go to a gay bar then how do you expect to flirt with a guy to begin with? i'd be less embarrassed at a gay bar b/c odds are they're gay unlike if you were to just talk to some random guy you come across at work/school/your basement/wherever

No.22543

>>22542
but also there are aids at gay bars

No.22544

>>22543
are you going to catch aids talking to someone, anon?

No.22545

>>22544
maybe??

No.22546

>>22544
all of my talking is done with genitals. not every customer who comes into my workplace is pleased but hey, being yoursself is all that matters right?

No.22548

>>22546
i don't see very many people at my job(s) that i'd want to talk to with my genitals. it's very rare. sometimes there are qt asians but that's not common. it's mostly middle-aged white businessers

being myself is the worst thing that's ever happened to me btw and i wouldn't recommend it

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>>22527
<have actual shit to say and be interesting. No different from hitting on a girl
I don't know where you're finding guys like that but usually they won't care. Just look cute and welcoming. You could probably succeed while doing an impression of an autistic underwater pikachu, but then you'll get aids.

No.22554

>>22553
>but then you'll get aids
Pretty rich coming from you don't you think?

No.22563

>>22554
b*ckstory?

No.22564

>>22554
Are you saying I don't have enough aids to be an authority on getting it?

No.22567

>>22564
I just don't want you to breathe on me is all.

You're contaminated.



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