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No.22112

So I guess it's christmas (eve) now.
Party awn, my NOGGERs.

No.22115

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Mari Christmas Eve lupchans

No.22116

niggers

No.22117

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merry christmas eve #lupchan

No.22119

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Happy Christmas, s4s :^)

No.22120

Now lets get down to business. How do we (the secret society of shitposters) steal Christmas from [s4s]?

No.22123

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>>22120
with the hot new meme: a-anime~

No.22127

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO THE LEGION OF ANIME AND SHITPOSTING, MAY THE NOOSE YOU ASKED FOR ARRIVES AND FITS PERFECTLY~

JK though, have a good one ya fucking nerds~

No.22128

joyeux noël, les lupchans !

No.22129

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>>22128
le bonhomme de neige [french for I forgot le picture]

No.22130

>>22127
fuck off and die

No.22131


No.22132

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>>22130
Wow, where is your Christmas spirit? Who talks to someone like that on such a ho-ho-ho jolly day? Gosh, sorry about flying off the handle like that, I forgot that everything was closed today and wasn't able to buy my daily coffee. So I apologize for this rude reply!

Luckily for me when I was having breakfast with my family I was able to get a cappuccino, but it wasn't the same [sad smiley face]

Now time to take a nap before having to run out and pick up a special somebody~ and then get to making a delicious and fancy dinner for us!

Enjoy your Christmas Grinch-kun, may you get everything you want and feel happiness throughout your entire day!

No.22139

>>22132
oh shush hypocrite

No.22141

>>22123
good keikaku I like it

No.22142

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>>22139
>hypocrite
I'm going to assume you didn't get a dictionary for Christmas since you obviously used a word that doesn't apply to me in any context. Whatever.

>>22132
<Follow up
The person I cooked Christmas dinner for thoroughly enjoyed it and complimented each course for being cohesive with the last. Felt good to have your genuine effort complimented. Drank a lot, watched a movie, [censored] then sort of hung out for a bit.

They're staying with me until Saturday noght. They're sort of lingering on the couch passed out drunk and their novelty has run out. Sigh, sort of wish I hadn't offered for them to stay with me for so long, but I suppose I must be a good host.

Hope everyone else had a good Christmas.

No.22143

>>22142
you called us nerds. Please don't bully and pretend to be all lel JK xD about it.

No.22144

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>>22143
mmmm, yes. that doesn't sit right with me either! and you know what, that guy basically wished death upon us, which is simply and utterly WRONG to do to anyone EVER. especially on christmas, jeez!

gonna be thinking about this one for weeks. hope you have a merry boxing day.

No.22145

>i hope you get the noose you wanted for christmas
>ie i hope you kill yourself
>ie i hope you die
<OMG Did you just tell me to fuck off and die?! omg!!

*tips lyl*

No.22146

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>>22143
Doubt thou the stars are fire
Doubt thou the sun doth move
Doubt truth to be a liar
But never doubt

>>22144
>gonna be thinking about this one for weeks.
Don't become obsessed over it or anything like that.

>>22145
suck my 420 noose it scumlord, dude
[epic jayjays combination alert]

No.22149

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>>22146
<jays

yes good goyim waste all your weed

No.22157

>>22146
>>22142
wow ur really kewl! gib advice plox. if i wanted to trick someone into thinking i know how to cook what should i make for them?? haha thx.

No.22158

>>22149
some of these are really funny

3. top three answers on the board, survey says … NO!
<that's family feud right? lel nobody would say that irl.

12. haven't you seen the fried egg in those ads?
<bcuz weed makes ur brane a fried egg? depending on how old this is kids today might not have ever seen those also.

22. be gone
<lel

27. no i only smoke sausage
<is this some kinda SECKSual innuendo? tho mayb not. i guess all the cool kids these days ARE into charcuterie.

42. poof!
<wut. poof is only 2 letters away from puff btw

55. no, i'll violate my parole
<edgy!!

67. no, i might forget my locker combination.
<write it down, dumbass

71. no, you might be an undercover cop
<considering this is presumed to be some high school kids this is kinda funny. this implies also that the good kid would consider it if they had proof their other little friend is not a member of law enforcement so it's pretty weak. also entrapment? not sure.

74. not tonoght, i have a headache.
<are we turning down weed or SECKS?

76. no thanks, i might get kicked off the math team.
<proof that the partnership for a drug free america actually wants kids to into drugs!

yes i read the whole image… (kill me)

No.22159

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>>22157
This is the MOST obnoxious post I have seen in a VERY long time. Where the fuck do you get off talking to me like that? Seriously, what in FUCK did I ever do to warrant such bullshit needlessly flung at me, huh? I hope you're happy with your comment because it really PISSED me off. Good accomplishment working me up to this extent, I am seriously at a loss for coherent and rational words.

Tell me. Really. Just tell me what your problem with me is?

No.22160

>>22159
huuuuuuhhh?
i was asking for advice bcuz u said u made a nice meal for someone well i got a friend visiting me soon and i wanna do something nice so i was wondering if u had any ideas is all. no need to be pissy, jeez 0:

No.22161

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>>22160
Just felt like giving you the business. You know I love and wish to orbit you relentlessly while smelling your hair.

Hors d'oeuvre: taleggio flatbread for sure, dude.
Second: A simple vegetable soup, no meat or anything. Flatbread pairs well with any soup really, and can be used as a nice source of dunking your bread for extra taste. But if you're specifically going to go for a flatbread you can dunk in your soup go Tibetan flatbread, I think? I don't know, Google that shit. Since I believe it makes a perfect combo with a broth type soup. Or just serve flatbread and soup together, don't matter to me at all since I'm not gonna eat it.
Main: doesn't really matter, most likely a meat dish with vegetables should be a fitting choice. Desert? Doesn't matter, really.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

No.22169

>>22161
soup is awesome! i actually made some potato/leek/carrot/orange cauliflower soup the other day w/ my homemade chicken stock! hmm i think i'll make onion soup… (:
i looked up tibetan flatbread. i don't normally make bread myself because it's a lot of work and i can get good bread easily from stores so it just seems like a waste to make it myself unless it's pizza or similar.

i'll prolly do stuffed chicken breasts w/ cheese and shallots/spinach and maybe something simple like sabayon and berries for dessert (takes just a few minutes to whip up, assuming i haven't drunk all the wine yet … lel)



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