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No.20192

who /neet/ here

<t f when tfw waiting on college to start
>that t feel when work hasn't called for this month yet
<start losing track of days and sleep-wake cycle reverses itself

No.20193

tfw going to die

No.20195

>>20192
>waiting on college to start
>work hasn't called for this month yet

>who /neet/ here

Clearly not you.

No.20197

>>20195
REKKKD

>>20192
you just got OWNED kiddo thats OWNED with a CAPITAL O

No.20198

>>20197
fuck off

>>20195
It doesn't matter if you're enrolled or not, if you're doing neither you're a NEET for the time being.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

No.20199

testing

No.20200

>>20199
>99
Nice.

No.20201

>>20200
>00
Even nicer.

No.20202

>>20201
shut up

No.20204

>>20202
REKEKKDKD

No.20206

>>20198
>if you're doing neither you're a NEET for the time being.
It's called; vacation, break, time off, or part time. I'm pretty sure being a NEET involves not being enrolled or having a job at all, and I don't think just because you have a lot of downtime qualifies. Maybe I am taking the NEET acronym too literally.

No.20208

>>20206
no, i was taking it too liberally for the sake of making NEET feels thread

but i feel like a lousy NEET in between temp work and part time school

No.20209

>>20206
faCE IT PAL YOU ARE WRONG

thREADMASTER WAS RIGHT tHE WHOLE TIME

TAKE A HIKE BUDDY RIGHT OFF THIS BOARD

THATS BUDDY WITH A capital "B"

No.20211

>>20208
Oh. I piss in bottles sometimes if that counts.

>>20209
*Pity Reply*

No.20213

>>20211
*bends you over*
*rapes*

No.20214

>>20211
*PITY REPLY* *PITY REPLY* *PITY REPLY* *PITY REPLY* *PITY REPLY* *PITY REPLY* *PITY REPLY* *PITY REPLY* *PITY REPLY* *PITY REPLY* *PITY REPLY* *PITY REPLY* *PITY REPLY* *PITY REPLY* *PITY REPLY* *PITY REPLY*

No.20215

>>20213
You're most likely too frail and weak to accomplish either of those.

No.20216

>>20215
Can you tie me up and step on my dick?

No.20217

>>20216
I'm not into dudes, dude.

No.20218

>>20217
What are you doing on the imagebpard then XD

No.20219

>>20215
>>20216
>>20217
>>20218
PAY ATTENTION TO meE !

No.20220

>>20218
In bed and can't sleep. Why are you here?

No.20221

>>20219
hey bby lets fuck

No.20222

>>20221
nOT YOU

No.20223

>>20221
>having shit taste

No.20224

>>20222
Nice trips
let's fug

No.20225

>>20193
to expand on thiss
>tfw starting college soon
>tfw have to take the bus there for 45 minutes
>tfw afraid somebody is going to mug or kidnap or rape me or maybe the bus will crash

No.20226

>>20225
I keep getting flashforwards to scenarios where everybody dies it's quite annoying

No.20227

>>20226
yOU MUST be SOME KIDN OF SICKO to think those things SREIOUSLY

GET HELP1!!!!!!!

No.20228

>>20227
ouch ;-;

No.20229

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This fake NEET just triggered me. Brb hiding in bed for a month.

>>20208
>lousy
oi m8 i'll hook u in da gabber i swer on me moms lyfe

No.20230

>>20229
<implying doing nothing more than sitting in an apartment the huge majority of your time and occasionally hanging out with people with random periods of work in between is much different than being a NEET

pls, when i get off work for the month i forget all about responsibility for however long until i'm finally called back in again

>>20225
aww, that won't happen

you're a straight white cis male, what could possibly go wrong with that?

>>20211
idk, i haven't done that since i was probably 6, it was a road trip though, that's more /r9k/ than NEET feels i think

No.20231

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>>20229
I hope that coke is at proper drinking temperature. I like mine preheated in a warm car on a hot summer day.

No.20232

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>>20231
It's winter so I have had it down the front of my pantsu until it reached body temperature. This allows the caffeine and artificial sweeteners to absorb into my body most efficiently, making me 30% sweeter than a cold cola can achieve given the same volume ◦°˚\(*❛‿❛)/˚°◦

#science

No.20237

>>20192
College here, no job. Don't want one either, though my father gets angry.

But I'm not being a lazy ass. I'm trying to be productive, do the things I couldn't do during college, etc. Well basically just exercise. Which is harder to do without going outside.

No.20240

if you work, you die
NEET 101

school is for losers
self delusion 101

No.20255

>>20230
>aww, that won't happen
yOU DON'T know that

>what could possibly go wrong

ANYTHING

No.20259

>>20192
truNEET master race. The last time I did something productive was before you were born, kiddo.

No.20267

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I wish I could stay in a cocoon and just sleep and play video games all day.

No.20271

>>20267
I don't, that would get boring and depressing fast.

Maybe if I had a bf/gf who loved me and another more fulfilling hobby along with that it'd be fine.

No.20292

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>>20271

Why would it be boring and depressing? OK then, a cocoon with internet, a decent computer and any food or drink you ask for.

No.20294

>>20292
still depressing

How could you just sit on the internet with no real human contact all day, not to mention no light other than a computer screen's, and not be depressed?

I guess with a steady intake of coffee it might be alright

No.20298

>>20292
that sounds terribly unfulfilling. u need something more than just passing the time. love from other human beings and something to give ur own self a sense of worth. if u don't need those things ur really quite strange.

No.20299

>>20294
>>20298
this is what the employed actually believe

No.20301

>>20299
>99
<dubs
nice
oh right, neet thread. i was just chiming in to agree with anon up there though. it has nothing to do with employment; it's just being a person with typical human emotional needs.

No.20302

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>>20294

I do that now and I'm not depressed.

>>20298

Not really. I, an many others don't have that and I've never been healthier.

No.20303

>>20302
i'm certainly not in any state to lecture anyone about happiness (heh) but living like that to me sounds like just waiting to die.

No.20310

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>>20303

Time you enjoyed spending is not time wasted.



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