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No.19507
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Not me. I feed your head through a grid like a woodsman feeds a log through a woodchipper.
No.19509
>>19507I'd make you swallow all those beer bottles and punch you in the stomach until they all burst.
>>19508I don't play that you little homo. I'd backhand your underweight frame to the floor so hard every object in the premises would fucking shake and fall to the ground. I'll kill you.
No.19510
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>>19509Oh yeah? Well I'll drink those beer bottles and use the patented "Loose Fisted Drunken Stupor Slam". I'll hit you so hard your head will face backwards.
No.19513
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ohh ohh do me next!!!!! do me next!!
Your fortune: Godly Luck
No.19515
>>19510I bet if my shadow even grazed you you would collapse to the ground shaking and onlookers would assume you were having an epileptic attack.
>>19511Try curling that dirty keyboard to your face and shake out all those Doritos crumbs into your cum scented mouth.
>>19512Your milk comes in small boxes.
>>19513No one would ever do you in any way, shape or form.
No.19517
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>>19515>No one would ever do you in any way, shape or form.b-but that's not true…
also, our milk comes in bags, it's pretty neat.
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger No.19518
>>19516Cum must be very filling.
>>19517Yes, I was wrong. I forget how when people become desperate they lower their standards.
No.19521
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>>19518so I just have to find somebody desperate enough to have sex with me then right??
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck No.19524
>>19520Nice dream journal entry disguised as an insult. I hope you eventually live out this queer dream of yours.
>>19521Solid reading comprehension. I refuse to put any more effort into insulting your dimwitted reply. Holy fuck you are dense.
No.19529
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>>19524I'm not dense, I took Grade 12 pysics.
Your fortune: Outlook good No.19535
>>19511>11nice
>>19522>22dubs
>>19533>33wow! pretty good thread i guess, although beating ppl up is rude.
No.19541
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>>19536that image almost made me spit out the drink that I am not drinking right now.
>>19537harassing people because you're bored isn't very nice.
Your fortune: Excellent Luck No.19542
>>19540Epic 4tw w1n DUDE! :)))))
>>19541You could just not post ITT
No.19544
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>>19542o-ohh yeah…
Your fortune: No.19545
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>>19515I'll hit you so hard you'll have a reverse epileptic attack.
No.19573
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>>19549I wasn't drunk either!