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No.19506

I bet I could easily beat up everyone who posts on this board.

SECKSually or otherwise.

No.19507

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Not me. I feed your head through a grid like a woodsman feeds a log through a woodchipper.

No.19508

i bet could stick my BENIS in your mouth and you'd turn into a horny little slut

No.19509

>>19507
I'd make you swallow all those beer bottles and punch you in the stomach until they all burst.

>>19508
I don't play that you little homo. I'd backhand your underweight frame to the floor so hard every object in the premises would fucking shake and fall to the ground. I'll kill you.

No.19510

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>>19509

Oh yeah? Well I'll drink those beer bottles and use the patented "Loose Fisted Drunken Stupor Slam". I'll hit you so hard your head will face backwards.

No.19511

>>19509
lying little faĝgot thinks he's tough b/c he curls 5lb weights huh

No.19512

>>19506
I could beat up u're mom who posts on this board.

No.19513

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ohh ohh do me next!!!!! do me next!!

Your fortune: Godly Luck

No.19515

>>19510
I bet if my shadow even grazed you you would collapse to the ground shaking and onlookers would assume you were having an epileptic attack.

>>19511
Try curling that dirty keyboard to your face and shake out all those Doritos crumbs into your cum scented mouth.

>>19512
Your milk comes in small boxes.

>>19513
No one would ever do you in any way, shape or form.

No.19516

>>19515
unlike you i don't gorge myself on neckbeard shit foods so that won't be happening, sorry

No.19517

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>>19515
>No one would ever do you in any way, shape or form.
b-but that's not true…

also, our milk comes in bags, it's pretty neat.

Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger

No.19518

>>19516
Cum must be very filling.

>>19517
Yes, I was wrong. I forget how when people become desperate they lower their standards.

No.19519

>tfw you'l never rape a maid ;_;

No.19520

>>19518
I wouldn't know, and I'd probably have to suck off about as many dicks as you do on your average day to find out

No.19521

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>>19518
so I just have to find somebody desperate enough to have se­x with me then right??

Your fortune: Very Bad Luck

No.19522

>>19521
ilu pls respond

No.19523

>>19522
hey bb~

No.19524

>>19520
Nice dream journal entry disguised as an insult. I hope you eventually live out this queer dream of yours.

>>19521
Solid reading comprehension. I refuse to put any more effort into insulting your dimwitted reply. Holy fuck you are dense.

No.19525

>>19524
i bet you do faĝgot

No.19527

>>19525
I'd do you pls rpsond

No.19528

>>19527
wrong person h0r

No.19529

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>>19524
I'm not dense, I took Grade 12 pysics.

Your fortune: Outlook good

No.19530

sum1 pls rpeosn i luv you

No.19531

>>19530
I H8 U~!

No.19532

lel what is this thread?

No.19533

>>19531
sry i didn't mean that figs pls delete ;_;

No.19534

>>19531
please don't I love you ;_;

No.19535

>>19511
>11
nice
>>19522
>22
dubs
>>19533
>33
wow! pretty good thread i guess, although beating ppl up is rude.

No.19536

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>>19529
do you want fries with that

No.19537

>>19532
Me being bored and posting in between pauses in a game i'm playing.

No.19538

>>19537
cool. have fun with ur game and ur posting too!

No.19539

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>>19538
You too

No.19540


No.19541

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>>19536
that image almost made me spit out the drink that I am not drinking right now.

>>19537
harassing people because you're bored isn't very nice.

Your fortune: Excellent Luck

No.19542

>>19540
Epic 4tw w1n DUDE! :)))))

>>19541
You could just not post ITT

No.19543

>>19542
w0w Xd u2 !!!!!!

No.19544

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>>19542
o-ohh yeah…

Your fortune:

No.19545

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>>19515

I'll hit you so hard you'll have a reverse epileptic attack.

No.19546

>>19545
Good one, Britshit

No.19547

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>>19546

I'm not British.

No.19548

>>19545
I wish my dick was that topKEK

No.19549

>>19547
You're clearly too drunk to operate your computer and need to go outside, Natsume.

No.19550

>>19548
I wish your dick was my topKEK

No.19551

>>19550
we get married now

No.19573

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>>19549

I wasn't drunk either!



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