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No.18157

Pls post in this thread to apply to my maid harem





p.s will settle for yandere gf

No.18183

sum1 pls rpsond ;-;

No.18192

that fee when no Yandere gf

No.18193

>>18192
$1000/month

Better get a yandere GF soon.

No.18205

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You have an illness. Seek help. There are no meido here.

No.18253

bump

No.18254

>>18253
Pls be my Yandere gf

No.18255

>>18254
not unless you be my maid first

No.18256

>>18255
No, you'll be my Yandere gf who wears a maid otfit

No.18257

>>18256
pls res pnd

No.18258


No.18259


No.18260


No.18262


No.18263

>>18262
how are you

No.18264

>>18263
thats not a polite question to ask someone like me you know

No.18266

>>18264
who are you

No.18267

>>18266
pls respondubs

No.18268

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ok

No.18269

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<be me
<only meido to apply for maid harem
<application is never reviewed
<im never called back
so /meido9k/, wat do

No.18270

>>18269
Pls be my Yandere gf

No.18273

>>18269
pslr pesond

No.18274


No.18275

>>18274
pls be my Yandere gf

No.18276

>>18275
no, you are a slut.

No.18277

>>18276
But you're my one true love, why are you doing this? ;_;

No.18278

>>18277
sorry I didn't mean it. nice dubs

No.18279

>>18278
ilu pls luv me

No.18280

>>18279
no you don't you just think you do.

No.18281

>>18280
Why do you think this?

No.18282

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>>18281
because!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you don't know me

No.18283

>>18282
Tell me about youreslf bbby

No.18284

>>18283
pls rpeosnd

No.18285

>>18283
you first

No.18286

>>18285
I love you, your turn

No.18287

>>18286
pls rsdpnf

No.18288


No.18289

<tfw no Yandere gf

No.18290


No.18291

>>18290
>implying you could do better than this guy

No.18292

>>18291
#RECKED
#ABSOLUTELY DESTROYED
#TERMINATED

No.18293

>>18290
pls luv me

No.18294

>>18293
i want to hear the other guy's opinion on this

No.18295

>>18294
You should go for it.
What exactly are you holding out for?
You won't do better imo

No.18296

>>18295
you're probably just the same guy anyway, why should i listen to you?

No.18297

>>18296
Hussy pls

No.18298

>>18293
pls reposnd

No.18299

>>18297
wow,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, way to follow me from another chan just to pick on me.

>>18298
*responds*

No.18300

>>18299
pls be my Yandere gf

No.18301

>>18299
Not picking on you, just making it apparent who I was.

>>18300
He likes me more but I turned him down when he asked me to be his non-yandere gf (or w/e) now he's always confrontational with me.

Last comment because this convo is funnier to watch.

No.18302

I don't understand what's happening Yandere gf pls help

No.18303

I'm going to bed, Yandere gf pls write poem on why you love me goodnoght

No.18310

>>18303
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm your yandere gf
fuck my boypussy

No.18315

>>18310
So beautiful, just like you kirby-chan :>

No.18316

>>18315
that wasn't me

No.18317

>>18316
and im not kirby-chan anyway

No.18318

>>18317
Then why didn't you write me a poem, I thought you loved me ;_;

No.18319

>>18318
i dont sorry

No.18320

>>18319
Haha, you're joking right? You don't mean that right? You would never say that right? It's just a joke right? Haha I get it a funny joke Haha

No.18321

>>18320
I don't want to hurt your feelings so I'll just say that yes it is.

No.18323

>>18321
I knew I could count on you. I mean you're the love of my life why would you want' to hurt my feelings right?
I LOVE YOU

No.18324

>>18323
right…

No.18325

>>18324
I was right, you are so thoughtful and considerate I love you

No.18329

>>18325
thank you

No.18331

Yandere gf pls rspond

No.18334


No.18353

>>18157
*applies*

No.18354

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>>18353
What kind of meido are you?

No.18358

I love you Yandere gf, pls respond

No.18359

>>18358
hi,m what do you love about me.

No.18362

>>18359
The way you include commas,m but don't proof read

No.18363

>>18362
i was in a rush

No.18364

>>18363
You make my head go in a rush

No.18365

>>18364
that doesn't sound healthy

No.18366

>>18365
Pls love me

No.18367

>>18366
i love your dubs

No.18370

>>18367
why won't you love me ;_;

No.18371

>>18370
because you're creepy and weird

No.18372

>>18371
Oh, right ( ._.)

No.18373

>>18372
no offense

No.18374

>>18373
I think it's bet if we see other people

No.18375

>>18374
#REJECTED
#CANDOBETTER
#TURNEDDAFUCKDOWN

No.18376

>>18375
excuse me? who do you think you're talking to

No.18377

>>18376
The guy I TURNED DA FUCK DOWN and a nerd.

No.18378

>>18377
I am confused, i don't think you turned down anyone you are just a passive observer here yes?

No.18379

>>18378
You're going to be boring it seems so last reply.

No.18380

>>18379
I hate you so much why do you have to be so mean and sarcastic to me all the time

No.18391

Tfw YANDERE GF NEVER

No.18393

>>18391
NEVER?

No.18397

>>18393
never ;_;

No.18398

>>18397
never.

No.18399

>>18398
I don't understand why did you reply

No.18400

>>18399
nice doubles

No.18401

>>18400
nice doubles

No.18463

applying for position

No.18464

>>18463
rejected

kindly fuck off

No.18465

>>18464
You can be my Yandere gf

No.18466

>>18465
okay yuno

No.18469

applying for position (again)

No.18470

>>18469
How about I apply my dick in your mouth

No.18472

>>18470
anon don't get too ahead of yourself~

No.18473

>>18471
ilu Yuno

No.18474

>>18472
WOw what a terrible maid

No.18475

>>18474
i am not a maid (yet)

No.18476

>>18475
You'll never be one if you keep refusing to serve your master

No.18477

>>18476
i dont have a master

No.18478

>>18477
Didn't you just apply?

No.18479

>>18478
i have yet to be accepted

No.18480

>>18479
You failed the intro by refusing to serve your master

No.18481

>>18480
how am i msupposed to serve my master if i dont have one yet

No.18482

>>18481
I'm your master, now serve me

No.18483

>>18482
how do i serve you

No.18484

>>18483
By letting me apply my dick to your mouth

No.18485

>>18484
sure if you come over here i will let you

No.18486

>>18485
where are you

No.18487

>>18486
i dont know my whereabouts in relation to you

No.18488

>>18487
what are your whereabouts in relation to the globe

No.18489

>>18488
i would have to know where your globe is in order to frogeure that out.

No.18490

>>18489
I'm gonna have to track you and figure out where you live, and turn up unexpected, while you sleep

No.18491

>>18490
ok i will be waiting in my sleep

No.18492

>>18491
I can't wait to sneak in your bed

No.18493

>>18492
are you coming now, cause i'm going to sleep, good noght.

No.18494

>>18493
I am also going to sleep, I hope we dream together good noght

No.18497

>>18494
okay i am out of sleep

No.18498

>>18497
me2 good morning

No.18501

>>18498
it is afternoon but close enough

No.18502

>>18501
Don't people say good morning when they wake up?

No.18503

>>18502
but it would be wrong since i woke up at 2

No.18504

>>18503
But it's 10 at noght

No.18505

>>18504
no it is only 5 pm

No.18506

>>18505
ur face is 5 pm

No.18507

>>18506
no it's not, my face doesn't keep time.

No.18508

>>18507
I can't think of an innuendo, I am sorry

No.18509

>>18508
its ok i forgive you.

No.18510

>>18509
Thank you

No.18512

>>18510
you're very welcome.

No.18515

pls rpeosnd

No.18516

itt samefiggin

No.18517

>>18515
hello

No.18518


No.18519

>>18518
thanks

No.18520

>>18519
aren't you gonna say you love me?

No.18521

>>18520
"i love you"

No.18522

>>18521
;_; I hate you

No.18523

>>18522
i l*v* you b b

No.18524

>>18522
sorry i was joking

No.18525

>>18524
That wasn't very nice

No.18526

>>18523
pls be my Yandere gf

No.18527

>>18526
no u b my yandere gf

No.18528

i will be somebodys yandere gf

No.18529

>>18528
you fuck off

No.18530

>>18528
Thank you

>>18529
You can be mine 2

No.18531

>>18529
no, dont be so mean

>>18530
what can i do for you as your favorite yandere gf

No.18534

>>18531
write me a poem

No.18537

stop samefigging pls yuno

No.18538

>>18534
I'm not a poet, all of my poems are bad

No.18539

>>18538
A Yandere would be happy with the chance to show their affection

No.18540

>>18539
here's my poem

desperate fignewton [mean words]
posting on lupchan
pretending yandere girl
flirting her own posts
whacking her d***
dreaming of c***s and hot sticky loads

yet c**m*t the yuno desperate and alone
still bursts into treats and lays on the floor
turns off the computer and exits the door
alas we see him no more

No.18542

>>18540
beautiful ;_;

No.18543

>>18540
pls take me through the poem and your thoughts while writing it

No.18545

>>18540
>>18542
>>18543
that wasnt me sorry

No.18546

>>18545
Why didn't you write it?
I thought you loved me

No.18547

>>18546
that poem seemed very insulting to you it would be bad for your yandere gf to have wrote it

No.18548

>>18547
can you write me one so I can compare?

No.18549

>>18548
sorry i am not a good poet

No.18550

>>18549
okay good so fuck off then

No.18551

>>18549
You are human, poetry should come naturally

No.18552

>>18551
kindly fuck off

No.18553

>>18552
>>18550
stop being so rude

>>18551
thats hardly true

No.18554

>>18553
urmom is hardly tru

No.18556

>>18553
It's absolutely true, now write me a poem

No.18558

>>18556
i'll write you one if you admite you're samefigging

No.18562

>>18556
ok fine

Lucretius loved Epicurus, knew
the world through him; his
meaning was clear: love as a way
of knowing, of assuming the known.

To know is to narrate.
People die trying to tell what
it was like there then. Others
die of not trying. The form of this
telling is, for example,
a trellis. A growth controlled
unpredictable within measure.

Trellis. Tri licium. three threads.
The weaver knows
through the fingers the way worlds
hold together. Basmod makers.
The shadow of a trellis is filled
against itself, against measure.
See the sun try again to
stop the movement of the rose

climbing among the woven ways.

No.18563

>>18562
nice plagiarism figgpt

No.18564

>>18562
pls write poem

No.18565

>>18564
pls fuck off

No.18566


No.18567

>>18566
prove it

<spoiler> you can't</spoiler>

No.18568

>>18567
pls love me

No.18569

>>18568
only if you admit you're samefigging

No.18570

>>18569
Yes, I am, pls love me

No.18571

>>18570
feed my sheep

No.18573

>>18571
I don't understand the reference, pls don't hate me

No.18574

>>18573
no i p much H8 u now sry

No.18581

>>18574
But I love you ;_;

No.18582

>>18581
prove it

No.18583

>>18582
Give me your adress

No.18585

>>18564
i just did.

No.18586

>>18583
1234 Maple Street Drive Circle Court, Anytown, USA

No.18587

>>18586
I'm coming my love

No.18588

>>18587
i didn't need to know that

No.18589

>>18585
write another one about me

No.18591

>>18589
i just finished this
please enjoy


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No.18592

>>18589
i need to know your name so i can integrate it into the verses better

No.18593

>>18592
Tell me yours first bby

No.18594

>>18591
pls take me through the poem and your thoughts while writing it

No.18595

>>18593
Tim Willow III now yours?

No.18596

>>18595
Tim willow mark 3

No.18597

>>18593
im not comfortable with giving you my name

No.18598

>>18597
What's your first name?

No.18600

>>18594
here you go

the first half of the first line is a play on words, commenting on your desire to have your own maid harem while invoking a moral western christian stance on such a thing using an arabic word which would otherwise not condemn such a practice so outright, i refer to you as 'her' not because i think that you're not a guy but because many anime posters seem to enjoy being referred to and seen as someone of the feminine gender, the second line points out the cold hard reality, that your desire for such a harem will never be lived out and in the resultant third line the frustration and depression of this realization results in a frenzied attempt to type out the word "pain" over and over before giving up and typing in random letters in a fit of distraught rage

No.18603

>>18600
hehehe

No.18705

bumping because I'm bored.

No.18708

>>18705
>Oh god i'm such a cock hungry slut
Whoa bby

No.18711

you're waifus a shit

No.18716

>>18708
yeah but that really doesn't pertain to this situation

No.18718

>>18711
nice dubs

>>18716
pls f*ck me

No.18721

>>18716
ilu pls repsond

No.18722

>>18716
pls presodmon

No.18723

>>18722
stop samefigging yourself medoi

No.18724

>>18722
>>18721
>>18718
what do you want

No.18726

>>18724
ilu plas rpoesnd

No.18727

>>18726
that's nice to hear

No.18728

>>18727
pls love me

No.18729

>>18727
pls respond

No.18730


No.18731

>>18730
dont cry i am here

No.18732

>>18731
ilu pls rpeosnd

No.18733

>>18732
hi i am respond

No.18734


No.18735

>>18734
thats nice

No.18736

>>18735
pls love me

No.18737

>>18736
who are you even

No.18738

>>18737
why won't you love me ;_;

No.18740

>>18738
it's ok ilu

No.18741

>>18740
ilu2<3

No.18742

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<all this samefigging
>>>/b/

No.18744

>>18743
agreed

No.18757

tfwno Yandere gf

No.18758

tfw no master to punish my boypussy

No.18763

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First responder here. What do you need? >>18759

No.18764

>>18763
tfwno meido threesome

No.18765

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>>18764
That's the American dream.

No.18766

>>18765
ur my dream
pls repsond

No.18768

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>>18766
Only because you asked so nicely and got dubs.

No.18787

>>18768
anally

No.18830

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No.18970

>>18830
from behind



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