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No.17777

G-G-G-G-G-GET(PERMABAN FAGGOT)

No.17778

>>17777
>77
<dubs

they're okay

No.17786

>>17777
whoa nice work

No.17787

>>17777
Oh god I wanna fuck drill hair in a maid costume

No.17788

File: 1395620513685.png (908.44 KB, 1280x720, vlcsnap-00004.png)

>>17787
Yeah?

No.17789

I want to grow my hair really long and style it into drills

No.17790

>>17789
You should do it and then do me

No.17791

>>17788
>88
>Dubs
>Hands on
wow

No.17792

>>17790
How long do you have to grow your hair before you can shape prominent drills? How you get your hair to retain the shape of the drills? These are things that need to be known first

No.17793

>>17792
It's been well researched and documented that having SECKS with anonymous strangers you met on the internet while wearing a maid costume is a great way to grow drills

No.17794

>>17793
Can you explain the science behind this

No.17795

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>>17794
Science is for nerds.

No.17796

>>17794
>>17794
I cannot, I am sorry

No.17797

>>17796
>>17795

Will you help me to grow hair drills

No.17798

>>17795
I need to masturbate, what cartoon is this?

No.17799

>>17797
I will personally buy you a maid suit and have my way with you

No.17800

>>17799
That doesn't help me I need drill hair help me get drill hair.

No.17801

>>17800
Are you saying that scientific proof is wrong?

No.17802

>>17801
You haven't given me any scientific proof

No.17803

>>17802
bby my dik is al the proof you need

No.17805

>>17803
wow such profound heroic words, what a stud

No.17806

>>17803
The only thing your dick proves is that there are still pathetic things in this world

No.17807

>>17806
HOLY SHIT MY FEELING

No.17808

>>17806
Can you say that again, only while giving my a footjob

No.17809

>>17808
Only pathetic losers want footjobs, no thanks.

No.17810

>>17809
>>17809
I can wait to hancuff you to the wal

No.17811

>>17809
Big talk for someone with no drills

No.17812

File: 1395623054370.png (1.16 MB, 1280x720, vlcsnap-00002.png)

The fuck is wrong with you weirdos?

No.17813

>>17811
Do you have drills? How did you get them?

No.17814

>>17813
I fucked a stranger from the internet

No.17815

>>17812
y is she crying

No.17816

>>17812
The only thing weird is my PENIS not already being in you

No.17817

>>17814
I've never done that before and the prospect of it worries me

No.17818

>>17815
she dropped her slurpie

No.17819

>>17817
I've found that the ones with maid fetishes are the best

No.17820

>>17819
Where do I find the ones with maid fetishes

No.17821

>>17818
wow poor grrl, I would let heer slurpy me

No.17822

>>17820
Try to search on small message boards, like this one

No.17823

>>17822
Okay, now what do I do?

No.17824

I have a maid fetish

No.17825

>>17824
Will you help me grow hair drills

No.17826

>>17823
I guess you just look around till you find someone

No.17827

>>17826
I already found someone, >>17824, thanks for your help.

No.17828

>>17825
I don't understand how does my fetish relate to your hairstyle?

No.17829

>>17828
Are you a hair stylist?

No.17830


No.17831

>>17830
Okay then help me

No.17832

>>17831
Sadly I suffered a traumatic psychological accident and can only get my creative juices flowing while my other juices are

No.17833

File: 1395624454307.gif (141.73 KB, 492x528, DrillHair drinking a slurpee.g…)

>>17832
I don't get it what does that even mean

Just use this is a reference.

No.17834

>>17833
I will only style your hair after you wear a maid outfit and become my SECKS slave for at least a month

No.17836

>>17834
I don't get it, why would you want that? It's just a small task really you just put my hair into drills and then you can go along your business, becoming your s­ex slave for a month seems like a bad deal for me.

No.17837

>>17836
It's to help your hair become the drills easier, trust me I am stylist

No.17838

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>>17834
It'll never happen Anonymous maid lover guy. You always try and always get turned down.

No.17839

>>17838
Did the girl in your picture have to go through 30 days as a s­ex slave to have her hair become drills or is he lying?

No.17840

>>17838
Wouldn't you rather post animu grrl online from the comfort of my lap?
While wearing a maid outfit of course

No.17841

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>>17839
Not only is he on the internet but he is on Lup so he is a confirmed liar.

>>17840
You have our hypothetical relationship in reverse order. You would be on my lap, dude.

No.17842

>>17839
As the poster you are asking I can confirm his truthness

No.17843

>>17841
Your posting animu picture online d00d I clrealy wear the pants in this hypothetical relationship

No.17844

File: 1395626174887.jpg (33.22 KB, 595x342, image.jpg)

>>17843
Now what?

No.17845

>>17841
Can you help me get drill hair then? I can let you SECKS my hair drills afterwards

>>17842
I can tell you're lying, please leave.

No.17846

>>17844
I'ts ok bby u dnt need to act tuff ;)

>>17845
I am not lying the other poster is

No.17847

File: 1395626669421.jpg (31.21 KB, 1280x720, image.jpg)

>>17845
Buy a wig and use YT tutorials.
I'm not into hair gelling, sorry.

>>17846
You totally fucked me, now I can't epic meme all over you with whacky movie quotes…

Still gonna use the picture.

No.17848

>>17847
i'd use ur anus

No.17849

>>17847
ew who is this guy, pls go back to posting cute ainem grils with dril lhair

No.17850


No.17851

File: 1395627172304.png (276.57 KB, 694x477, drillHair Tutorial.png)

>>17847
She is using a curling iron, >>17846 is confirmed for being a liar.

No.17852

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>>17848
You gonna take out that big [censored] and cram it into my [censored] then knock around my [censored] while you [censored] and [censored] with that [censored] of yours? Please [censored] all over my [censored]!

>>17849
Y-You too…

No.17853

>>17851
Clearly. You need a decent amount of real hair to have drills. Buy a wig, dude.

No.17854

File: 1395627359293.jpg (24.84 KB, 500x562, Sakuya0022 6.jpg)

No! My GET streak on lupchan has finally ended because of my god damn job.
Fuck you and your neet powers of being able to take what's rightfully mine.

No.17855

>>17852
That sounds wonderful

No.17856

>>17853
No, that would be cheating, I need to grow my own hair that long and make it drills

No.17857

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>>17854
Your get would have been shit anyways, nerd. You don't even get a fake ban with your gets.
#GET #OWNED
>>17855
Would you impregnate my [censored] with your [censored] while I [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] cream soda.(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

No.17859

>>17856
Well, if you ever do you should make sure to show me so I can comment how bad of a tranny you make. SEM~~~~PAI~~~

No.17860

>>17859
No, I would make a good girl w/ PENIS, not a bad one

No.17861

>>17857
Oh yes

No.17862

>>17854
Baby i've got something here 4u if you think you can take it ;)

No.17863

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>>17860
I'm rooting for you, dud–-ladyboy!

>>17861
Pervert

>>17862
What is a venereal disease for 200 Alex

No.17864

Can anybody help me grow my hair faster

No.17865

>>17864
my semen can only b beneficial, where it's applied is up to you ;)

No.17866

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>>17865
I looked it up to see if you were lying again but apparently not.

No.17867

>>17866
Of course I wasn't lying, i'd never take advantage of you like that

No.17868

File: 1395629349360.png (486.54 KB, 775x720, vlcsnap-00016.png)

>>17867
>i'd never take advantage of you like that
>i'd never take advantage of you like that
>i'd never take advantage of you like that
Enjoy being killed and raped (probably in that order) in the back of a windowless van.

No.17869

I am really tired, as a result I am going to sleep, good n1ght my harem

No.17870

>>17868
It's okay, I think I can trust him to be a reliable source of semen

No.17871

File: 1395629842485.png (563.12 KB, 731x720, vlcsnap-00017.png)

>>17854
Yeah, you better keep ignoring the get king [me] you pleb.

Seriously… WHAT CHAPTER ARE YOU ON????

>>17870
>I think I can trust him to be a reliable source of semen
I am extremely curious about whether or not that has ever been uttered and in what context. Outside of eroges and other Japanese-related things, obviously.

No.17872

>>17871
I just uttered it

The context being I need his semen in my hair so it can grow faster and become drills in no time.

No.17873

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>>17872
Do you not have arms?

No.17874

>>17873
I do but I need semen from as many sources as possible dummy. More semen=faster drills

No.17875

File: 1395633508981.png (644.92 KB, 875x720, vlcsnap-00019.png)

Fuck you, pleb. I dare you to b& me again and see what happens.

>>17874
Your weird fucking logic is flawless enough for me to require you to answer no more questions.

No.17876

>>17875
Do you wish to offer me your semen

No.17877

>>17876
I'm impotent due to ED, sorry.

No.17878

>>17877
Please don't lie to me just because you want to get out of giving me your semen

No.17879

>>17878
I think you just want me to cum all over your face.

Maybe try flying to Japan and being apart of those bukakee videos.

No.17880

>>17879
How is a jobless person supposed to fly to Japan? Besides, there are plenty viable sources of semen on this continent.

No.17881

>>17880
Come live with me and I'll take care of you~

No.17882

>>17881
That's a pretty big commitment to make, Anon~

No.17883

>>17882
Not for a random stranger on the internet who wishes to collect semen for their hair so they can grow drills. I literally don't see how this could go wrong.

You know I have loved you ever since the first time you said that one weird thing you said to me, whenever that was~

No.17884

>>17883
I don't think I've ever said anything weird to you, ever.

No.17885

>>17884
Then I take back my invitation for us to become common law 'roommates'

No.17886

>>17885
Why is 'roommates' in quotes? Were you keikakuning on it being more than that? Please don't keikaku sinister things behind my back.

No.17887

>>17886
I would never do such a thing to a supple young qt pie. Seriously, we should become 'roommates' which isn't weird at all and completely 'safe'

No.17890

>>17887
I'd say it's a little weird, normally.

If it's solely for the purpose of me collecting your semen though, I guess it could work.

No.17891

>>17890
We gonna become a couple and get some of that gay marriage that's all the rage?

No.17892

>>17891
It's not gay if one of us is dressed as a girl.

No.17893

>>17892
Dibs on wearing the dress. I called it.

No.17894

>>17893
What? Not fair. No. I'll be wearing it.

No.17895

>>17894
Respect my calling dibs or we are over and done.

No.17896

>>17895
Fine, then, whatever. Wear the dress. You're gonna be the one that looks like a homo then.

No.17897

>>17896
>You're gonna be the one that looks like a homo then.
My one weakness… F-Fine, you can wear the dress then…

No.17898

>>17897
Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou

It'll look great with my hair drills.

No.17899

>>17898
I know, I am very gracious and great. Not to mention pretty cool and knowledgeable on many things. I will also do horrible things to various parts of you.

No.17900

>>17899
>I will also do horrible things to various parts of you.
O-oh… I don't think I agreed to this…

No.17901

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>>17900
>I don't think I agreed to this…
It's too late, Anonymous. You have made a binding agreement with me which you will never be released from. Well that is until I grow bored of you.

No.17902

>>17901
When do you think that will be? I hope you give me time to grow my hair drills first.

No.17903

>>17902
Maybe a week.

Good noght, Anonymous~

No.17904

>>17903
That's not enough time! Come back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!how do i grow hair drills now hair driills drills for hair help

No.17909

>>17904
I'd drill your hair

No.17910

>>17904
Come live with me.

>>17909
B-Back the fuck off, I have dibs on that piece of tight ass.

No.17912

>>17910
pls share k thx :^)

No.17914

>>17910
I am sorry to disappoint but i'd rather the one with the maid fetish

No.17915

>>17914
What great taste you have anonymous stranger

No.17916


No.17917

>>17914
F U then we're over and done.

No.17918

>>17917
Now that you've departed from the obviously dead end relationship, would you like to join my maid harem?

No.17919

>>17918
pls respond

No.17920

>>17918
>>17919
How many times do I have to tell you I'm NOT joining your harem? I don't play 2nd, 3rd or 4th fiddle.

Either me or nothing, dude.

No.17921

>>17920
bby ur all the harem I need <3

No.17922

>>17921
pls respond

No.17925

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No.17926

>>17925
what does it mean

No.17927

>>17910
>Come live with me.
You probably live dramather away than I can walk! How do I get there?

>>17914
Please don't impersonate me, Maid Fetish.

No.17932

>>17927
>How do I get there?
The power of 'love'

No.17933

>>17932
I'd power of love you so harrd

No.17937

>>17926
pls respond

No.17939

>>17932
Why is 'love' in quotes now? Are you implying that you don't really love me?

No.17943

>>17939
D-do y-you love me?

No.17944

>>17933
<implying I would let you get any of this

>>17939
You knew what this was. Don't act all naive about it now.

No.17951

>>17943
Maybe.

>>17944
>You knew what this was.
I-I thought you were going to give me your sperm so I can grow drill hair because you l-loved me…

No.17960

>>17951
>because you l-loved me…
I love the idea of your drills.

No.17974

>>17960
I bet you'd love my dik in ur anus

No.17977

>>17960
I do too. And with your help, we can make that idea a reality.

No.17979

>>17977
with your sperm*

No.17985

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>>17977
I'm breaking this conversationship off with you. You are dead to me, good bye.

No.17987

>>17985
Noooooooooo, please come back and love my drill hair

No.17988

>>17987
I will, pls repsond

No.17989

>>17988
Hello

No.17993

>>17989
I want to semen your hair

No.18004

>>17993
pls respond

No.18005

>>18004
Hello.

No.18006

>>18005
Can I cum on your face?

No.18007

>>18006
I don't know, can you?

No.18008

>>18007
Oh god I wanna cum all over you so bad

No.18009

>>18008
Please don't exaggerate.

No.18010

>>18009
I'm not exaggerating i'm extremely horny

No.18012

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>>18010
Take the drugs, love~
You get raped and buttfucked~
I snort speed and wake da fuck up~
#HipHopPro

No.18013

>>18010
Why are you telling me this? Go and fap.

No.18014

>>18013
But I maid a qt maid with drill hair

No.18015

>>18014
I'm not a maid though.

No.18016

>>18015
you can cosplay

No.18017

>>18016
Help me get a maid outfit

No.18018

>>18017
It would be better if you got itt yourself wdo then you could surpise me

No.18019

>>18018
But the surprise is already spoiled because you know it's gonna be a maid outfit

No.18020

>>18019
Yes but the details are up to you

No.18021

>>18020
What details

No.18022

>>18021
There are many variations of maid outfits

No.18023

>>18022
Please educate me on all of the different variants

No.18024

>>18023
It would really mean a lot if you researched it yourself

No.18025

>>18024
I don't know what to look up on google

No.18026

>>18025
Type in 'maid outfit'

No.18030

File: 1395788984673.png (43.11 KB, 920x629, miad outfit.png)

>>18026
okay now what

No.18032

>>18030
click images

No.18033

File: 1395789616018.png (1.35 MB, 1513x835, miad outfit.png)

>>18032
Now what

No.18034


No.18035

>>18033
>>18033
choose a style

No.18036

File: 1395790373050.png (249.77 KB, 605x841, miad outfit.png)

>>18035
Now what

No.18037

>>18035
pls respond

No.18038

>>18036
NOw wear it then come over so we can SECKS!!

No.18039

>>18038
I don't have it, it's only a picture on the internet

No.18040

>>18039
make your own!

No.18041

>>18040
I'm not a seamstress

No.18042

>>18041
Get one to make you it

No.18043

>>18042
Where do I find a seamstress to make me a maid outfit

No.18044

>>18043
Right fuck the outfitjust get over here so I can SECKS you

No.18045

>>18044
Where do you live

No.18046

>>18045
Just keep knocking doors and say youre looking for your master

No.18048

>>18046
Just how many doors do you expect me to knock?

No.18051

>>18048
Only one (The door to my heart)

No.18056

>>18051
Aww, that's cute but seriously.

No.18058

>>18056
Seriously what?

No.18062

>>18058
oplsr epon

No.18065


No.18067

>>18058
How many doors do I have to go to

No.18068

>>18067
Only as many as you want to

No.18071

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>>18051
>Only one (The door to my heart)
[CRINGING INTENSIFIES]

No.18072

>>18071
you know nothing of true love

No.18073

>>18068
You're not a very good master, masters are supposed to order their se­x slaves and maids around

>>18071
Don't make fun of him, at least he's trying.

No.18074

File: 1395795188826.png (583.04 KB, 1280x720, Shikabane Hime -00043.png)

>>18072
>true love
It's only true love until she starts sucking a bunch of dicks and continues to tell you much she loves you with the cum of several guys in her mouth.

>>18073
>at least he's trying.
Trying is too hard, that's why I can't quit quitting things.

No.18075

>>18073
what should I say ?

No.18076

Slave pls defend

No.18077

Jesus christ slave your master is losing an internet argument where are you?

No.18078

>>18075
Say "No you" it works every time

No.18079


No.18080

>>18074
>she starts sucking a bunch of dicks and continues to tell you much she loves you with the cum of several guys in her mouth.
That sounds lovely.

No.18081

File: 1395800186639.png (483.28 KB, 1280x720, Shikabane Hime -00050.png)

>>18079
Yes me.

>>18080
What a cheap hussy you've turned out to be. I'm glad I kicked you to the curb.

No.18082

>>18081
I'm not a hussy. Even though I'd be sucking all those COCKS, I'd still only love him.

No.18083

File: 1395804641117.png (310.5 KB, 1280x720, Shikabane Hime -00024.png)

>>18082
>I'd still only love him.
Traitor & tramp.
How quickly you move on.

No.18084

>>18083
I was just using it as an example. If I theoretically fell in love with him and was theoretically in a position where I was sucking COCKS. I am not a hussy or tramp or traitor.

No.18085

File: 1395805579619.png (618.41 KB, 1280x720, Shikabane Hime -00033.png)

>>18084
Quit trying to explain things with logic and reason and allow me to feign jealously~

No.18086

>>18085
Only feign…?

No.18087

>>18086
M-Maybe I was just f-feigning my feign of jealous, b-baka..!!

No.18088

>>18087
*jealousy*
And going to bed 4 real this time.

Good noght, tramp.

No.18089

>>18088
>>18087
No come back!

No.18090

>>18089
Noooooooooooooo
>>18088
I'm not a tramp!

No.18091

>>18090
Noooooooooooooooooooo

No.18092

>>18091
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo00000000000000000000000

No.18093

>>18092
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

No.18094

>>18093
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo come back

No.18103

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No.18104

>>18103
choclate = my dik

No.18108

>>18103
Oh, you're back.

No.18110

>>18108
Please respond.

No.18111

>>18110
Please respond!

No.18112

>>18111
Please respond?

No.18113

>>18112
Please respond,

No.18114

>>18113
Please respond~

No.18115

>>18114
PLease respondo

No.18116

>>18115
Shut up.

>>18103
Please respond~

No.18117

>>18116
Will you be my yandere gf?

No.18118

>>18117
Maybe.

No.18119

>>18118
Why the uncertainty?

No.18120

>>18119
I don't know if I'm ready to be someone's yandere gf.

No.18121

>>18120
What's troubling you?

No.18122

>>18121
I don't know what's expected of me as a yandere gf.

No.18123

File: 1395873360693.png (614.91 KB, 1280x720, Shikabane Hime -00052.png)

Respond~

No.18124

>>18122
TO love me unconditionaly for all enternity

No.18125

>>18123
Please respond again~

>>18124
I'm not sure if I can do that.

No.18126

>>18125
Why don't you love me ;_;

No.18127

>>18126
I don't know you.

No.18128


No.18129

File: 1395874582125.png (757.75 KB, 1280x720, Shikabane Hime -00059.png)

>>18125
You only get one.

>>18127
OMFG #OWNED #DESTROYED
Hopes Status: Dashed

No.18130

>>18128
Please don't cry.

No.18131

>>18130
But you don't love me ;_;

No.18132

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>>18131
Because you aren't me, duh.

No.18133

>>18132
wow conceded much

No.18138

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>tfw no drill hair

I actually genuinely want drill hair, like this.

No.18140

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>>18138
We should start a cult what do you say?

No.18142

>>18140
>>18138
No, start a harem instead ( I selflessly volunteer as MC)

No.18144

>>18133
Only if that means honest and nice.

No.18145

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>>18142
I'm not interested in some knobblekop


I only want to praise drills :^)

No.18147

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>>18140
That sounds fun.

>>18142
That doesn't sound selfless at all.

>>18144
Something tells me it doesn't.

>>18145

Wow, mean. What's a knobblekop?

No.18149

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>>18147
Being a knobblekop is nothing to be ashamed of, in fact you are one as well friend :^)

No.18151

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>>18149
Is a knobblekop somebody with drill hair?

No.18161

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>>18151
What do you think silly?

No.18172


No.18186

>>18161
>>18161
I think you should get back to sukin'

No.18265

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