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No.17795
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>>17794Science is for nerds.
No.17812
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The fuck is wrong with you weirdos?
No.17816
>>17812The only thing weird is my
PENIS not already being in you
No.17827
>>17826I already found someone,
>>17824, thanks for your help.
No.17833
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>>17832I don't get it what does that even mean
Just use this is a reference.
No.17838
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>>17834It'll never happen Anonymous maid lover guy. You always try and always get turned down.
No.17840
>>17838Wouldn't you rather post animu grrl online from the comfort of my lap?
While wearing a maid outfit of course
No.17841
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>>17839Not only is he on the internet but he is on Lup so he is a confirmed liar.
>>17840You have our hypothetical relationship in reverse order. You would be on my lap, dude.
No.17845
>>17841Can you help me get drill hair then? I can let you SECKS my hair drills afterwards
>>17842I can tell you're lying, please leave.
No.17846
>>17844I'ts ok bby u dnt need to act tuff ;)
>>17845I am not lying the other poster is
No.17847
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>>17845Buy a wig and use YT tutorials.
I'm not into hair gelling, sorry.
>>17846You totally fucked me, now I can't epic meme all over you with whacky movie quotes…
Still gonna use the picture.
No.17851
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>>17847She is using a curling iron,
>>17846 is confirmed for being a liar.
No.17852
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>>17848You gonna take out that big [censored] and cram it into my [censored] then knock around my [censored] while you [censored] and [censored] with that [censored] of yours? Please [censored] all over my [censored]!
>>17849Y-You too…
No.17854
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No! My GET streak on lupchan has finally ended because of my god damn job.
Fuck you and your neet powers of being able to take what's rightfully mine.
No.17857
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>>17854Your get would have been shit anyways, nerd. You don't even get a fake ban with your gets.
#GET #OWNED
>>17855Would you impregnate my [censored] with your [censored] while I [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] cream soda.
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>>17859No, I would make a good girl w/
PENIS, not a bad one
No.17863
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>>17860I'm rooting for you, dud–-ladyboy!
>>17861Pervert
>>17862What is a venereal disease for 200 Alex
No.17866
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>>17865I looked it up to see if you were lying again but apparently not.
No.17868
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>>17867>i'd never take advantage of you like that>i'd never take advantage of you like that>i'd never take advantage of you like thatEnjoy being killed and raped (probably in that order) in the back of a windowless van.
No.17871
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>>17854Yeah, you better keep ignoring the get king [me] you pleb.
Seriously… WHAT CHAPTER ARE YOU ON????
>>17870>I think I can trust him to be a reliable source of semenI am extremely curious about whether or not that has ever been uttered and in what context. Outside of eroges and other Japanese-related things, obviously.
No.17872
>>17871I just uttered it
The context being I need his semen in my hair so it can grow faster and become drills in no time.
No.17873
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>>17872Do you not have arms?
No.17875
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Fuck you, pleb. I dare you to b& me again and see what happens.
>>17874Your weird fucking logic is flawless enough for me to require you to answer no more questions.
No.17879
>>17878I think you just want me to cum all over your face.
Maybe try flying to Japan and being apart of those bukakee videos.
No.17883
>>17882Not for a random stranger on the internet who wishes to collect semen for their hair so they can grow drills. I literally don't see how this could go wrong.
You know I have loved you ever since the first time you said that one weird thing you said to me, whenever that was~
No.17890
>>17887I'd say it's a little weird, normally.
If it's solely for the purpose of me collecting your semen though, I guess it could work.
No.17898
>>17897Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
It'll look great with my hair drills.
No.17901
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>>17900>I don't think I agreed to this…It's too late, Anonymous. You have made a binding agreement with me which you will never be released from. Well that is until I grow bored of you.
No.17903
>>17902Maybe a week.
Good noght, Anonymous~
No.17910
>>17904Come live with me.
>>17909B-Back the fuck off, I have dibs on that piece of tight ass.
No.17920
>>17918>>17919How many times do I have to tell you I'm NOT joining your harem? I don't play 2nd, 3rd or 4th fiddle.
Either me or nothing, dude.
No.17927
>>17910>Come live with me.You probably live dramather away than I can walk! How do I get there?
>>17914Please don't impersonate me, Maid Fetish.
No.17951
>>17943Maybe.
>>17944>You knew what this was.I-I thought you were going to give me your sperm so I can grow drill hair because you l-loved me…
No.17985
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>>17977I'm breaking this conversationship off with you. You are dead to me, good bye.
No.18012
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>>18010Take the drugs, love~
You get raped and buttfucked~
I snort speed and wake da fuck up~
#HipHopPro
No.18071
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>>18051>Only one (The door to my heart)[CRINGING INTENSIFIES]
No.18073
>>18068You're not a very good master, masters are supposed to order their sex slaves and maids around
>>18071Don't make fun of him, at least he's trying.
No.18074
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>>18072>true loveIt's only true love until she starts sucking a bunch of dicks and continues to tell you much she loves you with the cum of several guys in her mouth.
>>18073>at least he's trying.Trying is too hard, that's why I can't quit quitting things.
No.18081
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>>18079Yes me.
>>18080What a cheap hussy you've turned out to be. I'm glad I kicked you to the curb.
No.18082
>>18081I'm not a hussy. Even though I'd be sucking all those
COCKS, I'd still only love him.
No.18083
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>>18082>I'd still only love him.Traitor & tramp.
How quickly you move on.
No.18084
>>18083I was just using it as an example. If I theoretically fell in love with him and was theoretically in a position where I was sucking
COCKS. I am not a hussy or tramp or traitor.
No.18085
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>>18084Quit trying to explain things with logic and reason and allow me to feign jealously~
No.18088
>>18087*jealousy*
And going to bed 4 real this time.
Good noght, tramp.
No.18090
>>18089Noooooooooooooo
>>18088I'm not a tramp!
No.18116
>>18115Shut up.
>>18103Please respond~
No.18123
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Respond~
No.18125
>>18123Please respond again~
>>18124I'm not sure if I can do that.
No.18129
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>>18125You only get one.
>>18127OMFG #OWNED #DESTROYED
Hopes Status: Dashed
No.18132
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>>18131Because you aren't me, duh.
No.18138
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>tfw no drill hair
I actually genuinely want drill hair, like this.
No.18140
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>>18138We should start a cult what do you say?
No.18145
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>>18142I'm not interested in some knobblekop
I only want to praise drills :^)
No.18147
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>>18140That sounds fun.
>>18142That doesn't sound selfless at all.
>>18144Something tells me it doesn't.
>>18145Wow, mean. What's a knobblekop?
No.18149
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>>18147Being a knobblekop is nothing to be ashamed of, in fact you are one as well friend :^)
No.18151
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>>18149
Is a knobblekop somebody with drill hair?
No.18161
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>>18151What do you think silly?