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No.13546

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reminder ok that penguin or pseudonym "toucan" is not a meme thanks ok

No.13548

File: 1384554716165.png (448.74 KB, 650x600, 1379967429801.png)

Why is twocan not a meme? If its in ASCII, its pretty much a meme.

No.13719

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No.13724

File: 1384723701298.jpg (31.76 KB, 298x338, 1369108493201.jpg)

>>13719
pls do not ok post not meme thanks ok

penguin is bad bird ok post kiwi not penguin bad bird thanks ok

No.13725

File: 1384724347340.jpg (138.5 KB, 682x600, emu (1).jpg)

>>13724
emu is best bird

No.13726

File: 1384724626279.jpg (33.33 KB, 668x400, kiwi-xl-668x400x80xX.jpg)

>>13725
No kiwi is best bird.

No.13727

>>13726
i concur but that is the fruit based version, not the bird :/

No.13728

File: 1384725592764.jpg (77.44 KB, 928x696, emu.jpg)

>>13726
>>13727
emu is angry
you no like emu when emu angry

No.13729

File: 1384726171728.jpg (68.28 KB, 781x600, kiwi birth.jpg)

>>13727
What are you talking about? That's a kiwi bird.

No.13773

>>13729
>>13728
>>13727
>>13726
>>13725
>>13724
excuse me but toucan is best bird

No.13774

>>13773
disregard that i suck COCKS

No.13776

>>13774
Check your privilege.

No.13777

>>13776
disregard that i suck COCKS

also penguin is worst bird

No.13778

>>13777
Trips confirm.

Nice.

No.13779

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No.13780

File: 1384765373229.jpg (41.09 KB, 600x400, regis philbin.jpg)


No.13810

>>13780
no it's great

No.13811

>>13810
…to a stinger.

No.13812

>>13810
disregard that i suck COCKS

No.13813

>>13812
A hog sucker distracts dick.

No.13814

>>13813
so does a maid

No.13815

File: 1384822119371.jpg (898.19 KB, 1920x1200, sea-05.jpg)

>>13814
So odd, I'm a sea.

No.13816

>>13815

I'm gay phaggot

No.13817

>>13816
Ha! Maggoty pig.

No.13818

File: 1384822245721.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

>>13817
plus suck on my PINGAS and i'll do you'res next

No.13819

>>13818
Nuts! Spunkily climaxed, splendorous agony!

No.13820

File: 1384822522973.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

plus respond

No.13821

File: 1384822571826.jpg (412.6 KB, 800x800, 55ff3234816778fcdac402574dd214…)

>>13819
I'm sorry that sound's terrifying

No.13822

>>13821
A mortifying, trusty horridness.

No.13823

File: 1384822869739.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

plus respond

No.13824

File: 1384822957379.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

>>13822
can you with those dubs me?

I really like those dubs, they're nice

2 (two) 2'is

thanks for the post, good comment

No.13825

File: 1384823017576.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

plus respong

No.13826

File: 1384823154502.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

plus resping

No.13827

File: 1384823251247.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

+repsond

No.13828

>>13824
k fuck u no i cant anagram that its 2 long

No.13829

File: 1384823614713.jpg (29.54 KB, 300x287, mio51.jpg)

>>13828
om
g

whyyyy
ur braking my hart i m die

rip n p

;-;

No.13830

>>13829
suk my dik

No.13831

File: 1384823729432.jpg (29.54 KB, 300x287, mio51.jpg)

>>13830
in my mouth????


thats not you put your PENISes inside

No.13832

>>13831
yes it is
now get to it

No.13833

File: 1384823886096.jpg (29.54 KB, 300x287, mio51.jpg)

>>13832
do i lic it or just suck reel hard?

iv never put genital in my thraotd b4

No.13834


No.13835

File: 1384824052463.jpg (29.54 KB, 300x287, mio51.jpg)

>>13834
i msory i canot read very wel can u plus explian tome?

No.13838

File: 1384824383446.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

plus respond

No.13839

>>13835
The Head Rub

Step 1

Lubricate the head of his PENIS and massage it using your whole hand. It feels as if you’re trying to turn a slippery door knob. Hold the base for a firm grip.

Step 2

Using just the palm of your hand, gently rub the frenulum and coronal ridge at the back of the head of his PENIS. A wet hand cupped over the top of a PENIS can feel a lot like a mouth or a VAGINA.

The Queen

Step 1

Make a loose fist with one hand and slide it up to the top of his PENIS. Once you reach the head, finish with a little twist. Think of it as a queen’s royal wave. It’s the little flourish at the end that counts, because it stimulates the head of the PENIS.

Step 2

While one hand is giving him the royal treatment, twisting at the top, use the other to start all over again from the bottom. This way he’ll enjoy a continuous motion of slide, twist and – hopefully – a little shout at the end.

Tunnel of Love

Step 1

Interlace the fingers of both hands to create a one-sided tunnel, then complete the circle with your thumbs. Place the tunnel over the erect PENIS and run it up and down.

Step 2

Once you’ve come to grips with step one, add a little twist by swiveling your hands from side to side to ensure his entire PENIS gets the benefit of your hand tunnel.

No.13840

>>13839
that doesn't look like blowjob instruction to me. i think u copied the wrong thing, medoi

No.13841

File: 1384824659033.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

>>13839
<Lubricate frenulum coronal ridge

i dont understandt these words?

sorry but please explian them tome? or

you can demonstraight on my?

thank you

No.13842

>>13840
the handjob leads into the blowjob

No.13843

File: 1384824756756.png (32.33 KB, 176x176, 339.png)

wht's gng on n ths thred~/`1~!/?`~ (0.o;) ~

No.13844

File: 1384824870998.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

plsu respngi

No.13845

>>13841
idk what it means either i dnot have much experience with peni­ses

No.13847

>>13844
nice dubs.
iono those are big words. it's just talking about PENISes tho

No.13848

File: 1384825194792.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

>>13845
so r u goign toput it in my throadt or?

what?

i dont comperhend

sorry? what are we doing.

No.13849

File: 1384825359757.png (16.55 KB, 91x102, 232.png)

>>13841
lubricate - apply a substance such as oil or grease to (an engine or component) to minimize friction and allow smooth movement

frenulum - a small fold or ridge of tissue that supports or checks the motion of the part to which it is attached, in particular a fold of skin beneath the tongue, or between the lip and the gum

coronal -
1 of or relating to the crown or corona of something, in particular
• Astronomy of or relating to the corona of the sun or another star.
• Anatomy of or relating to the crown of the head.


ur welcom~ <3333333 ^_______________^

No.13850

File: 1384825515199.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

plsu respodn

No.13851

File: 1384825644242.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

++repsond

No.13852

File: 1384825883730.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

mama i wnt responc
e

No.13853


No.13854

File: 1384826005943.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

>>13853
yes this is I?

plus referral tomy last post?

what are we diong.

No.13855

>>13854
nice work.. not even i can make sense of this post :D

No.13856

>>13854
Go to sleep.

No.13857

File: 1384826230671.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

>>13856
mama i requre dic
k

in throadt

No.13858

File: 1384826531386.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

+repsond`

No.13859

File: 1384826655248.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

iodem

No.13860

>>13858
hello

No.13861

File: 1384826783299.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

>>13860
stttaaaa`aaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

u like my mouth??

PENISes go in same?

No.13862

>>13861
i cant understand what youre trying to say

No.13863

File: 1384826900957.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

>>13862
how manning yeahrs english have you'll?

No.13864


No.13865

File: 1384826969113.jpg (29.54 KB, 300x287, mio51.jpg)

>>13864
this is why it hurts

no teeth sorry my bad?

No.13866

File: 1384827177116.jpg (29.54 KB, 300x287, mio51.jpg)

+plus repdons

No.13867

>>13865
its ok

No.13868

File: 1384827240208.jpg (29.54 KB, 300x287, mio51.jpg)

>>13867
i think im in hart with youu sempaii?

No.13869

File: 1384827339113.jpg (54.06 KB, 300x287, rwjiokreghwew.jpg)

>>13868
its ok

No.13870

File: 1384827386280.jpg (29.54 KB, 300x287, mio51.jpg)

>>13869
do you unlaod felings same?

in mouths . stop .

No.13871


No.13872

File: 1384827503101.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

>>13871
this is desirable`1

when you are unlaod?

No.13873

>>13872
in twenty three seconds

No.13874

>>13873
i like it on my tong

good comment1

No.13875

File: 1384827602774.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)


No.13876


No.13877

File: 1384828059700.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)


No.13878

File: 1384828256511.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)


No.13879

>>13878
hello i am back

No.13880

File: 1384829289251.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

>>13879
cant get enuf of this?

nooooo`

i thot as much

you possess always come back

No.13881

>>13880
ye si cant get enough

No.13882

File: 1384829533090.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

>>13881
you emjoi chans of the kirby vareity?

i was told this is not a lie

No.13883

>>13882
no i dont emoji
emoji is for losers

No.13884

File: 1384829629794.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

>>13883
i dont how c relate they're

sorry i need more exkeikakuatives?

No.13885

>>13884
only losers use emoji
kirby is loser therefore e use emoji
thats simple expl­anation

No.13886

File: 1384829765593.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

>>13885
think i you know?

you hold racist? you hold denyialng?

this is not a falsehead

No.13887

>>13886
pls talk prperly i want SECKS you

No.13888

File: 1384829855599.png (17.25 KB, 110x104, 999.png)

omg~ r u guys r tlkng abt~ me~/?`1~!? (>.<;) ~

pls stp ~ ('-';) ~

No.13889

File: 1384829976203.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

>>13887
im not sure to talk properly?

pls exkeikakuative?

No.13890

>>13889
you use th keyboard to type words

No.13891

File: 1384830184323.jpg (17.45 KB, 704x400, sbf10-00002.jpg)

You guys have really managed to reach new lows here, in a way that's a an accomplishment, so good job, I guess.

Either way it's still pretty sad to watch.

No.13892

File: 1384830410376.jpg (34.99 KB, 511x394, mio07.jpg)

>>13890
i knew alredy this however?

what is you're meaning.

No.13893

>>13892
my meaning is type better

>>13891
i wouldnt mind SECKSing you to you sweet thing

No.13894

File: 1384830826200.jpg (23.83 KB, 225x337, 60515.jpg)

>>13893
You don't even know who you're talking to, Medoi, if you had any idea at all you wouldn't be so disgustingly insolent. I'm sick of your childish behavior and wish you would just grow up already, but I know that's probably asking for way more than you could ever handle. How old are you anyway then? I wouldn't doubt that you're a manchild.

No.13895

>>13894
medoi medoi medio

thats all you say

i think you have a crush on him

No.13896

File: 1384831229781.jpeg (95.76 KB, 500x700, 2009-08-31-193689.jpeg)

>>13895
Sure, whatever, Medoi, say whatever you want to say, but we all know who you have a crush on so you have no room to talk considering how you act a thousand times more pathetic on a daily basis than she ever has in her entire lifetime.

No.13897


No.13898

File: 1384832166301.png (443.54 KB, 1280x720, 090824084508.png)

>>13897
And that's all you have to say is "yeah"? You're not even going to try to defend yourself? Good, because it's just so obvious that you're full of nothing but lies and childish impudence. Everything I have ever said about you has been constantly and consistently proven true by your horrible behavior. There's hardly any effort involved in showing the irrefutable truth in what I say.

No.13900

File: 1384832377121.jpg (25.61 KB, 460x323, 2.jpg)


No.13901

File: 1384832422736.jpg (117.05 KB, 480x571, 3.jpg)


No.13902

File: 1384832446302.jpg (128.88 KB, 780x802, 1.jpg)


No.13903

File: 1384832469062.png (697.65 KB, 1280x720, Aoi Hana - 0CX.png)

You truly disgust me, Medoi.

No.13904

>>13898
you really need a dick

No.13906

>>13902
ありがと、ジョージさん

No.13910

File: 1384832821834.jpg (52.64 KB, 848x480, 0_5d959_e3864301_orig.jpg)

>>13904
My SECKS life is of absolutely no relevance here, and the fact that you would bring it up just goes to show how far gone you are from ever having even the faintest glimmer of hope of one day becoming a healthy functioning adult

No.13911

>>13910
you want my PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS?

No.13913

File: 1384832994304.png (145.63 KB, 396x361, Fumi_03.png)

>>13911
You didn't even read my post did you?

You just quoted it and then wrote that lecherous drivel.

No.13914

>>13913
yup pretty much

No.13915

File: 1384833387526.jpg (71.4 KB, 1280x720, Aoi Hana 01.jpg)

>>13914
You are a sad, sad little man.

No.13916

File: 1384833459128.jpg (17.29 KB, 317x307, buzz_lightyear.jpg)


No.13921

this is the real me all the other ones were not me

No.13922

>>13921
nobody cares u homo

No.13923

>>13921
Disregard that i suck COCKS

No.13930

File: 1384837178237.png (112.77 KB, 501x500, 93.png)

bonk

No.13935

>>13922
good double



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