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No.16183[Reply]

hey lup I was curious how I can keep my bananas fresh without any sort of refrigeration or cooling device. I like to buy my bananas in bulk from farmers (this saves money) but my only problem is keeping them fresh long enough to eat. The last batch I had rotted in less than a week and unfortunately I was not able to consume anymore than about 3 and a quarter third bananas due to dieting among other reasons (apparently bananas are fattening and I had a busy week and was not always able to make it to my banana stash).

I could always sell them but I am afraid of other banana vendors in my area getting violent about it. They are very aggressive about their competition and it can border on gang wars. I fully realize you could easily say “anon, buy less bananas”, but it is not quite that simple. Without buying the bananas in bulk I can not afford to buy enough fruit in quantity throughout the year to satisfy my strict nutritional requirements.

Anyway I am at a loss as to what to do and any help or advice would be appreciated. BTW growing my own bananas would not be an option once again due to aggressive measures local banana vendors take around this area. They are really quite excessively violent and don’t seem to value human life anymore than as a comfaĝity for banana sales.

Thanks in advanced and may the gods be favorable.

No.16445

preserve them in your butt

No.16446

Can't you negotiate to get the bulk the appropriate side as to be finished on the fringe of freshness

No.16447

Strike a deal with a vendor to pay a monthly fee for weekly banana delivery of the amount you see fit.

No.16478

i wouldn't refrigerate most fruit anyway. it never tastes right once u get it too cold. u have to leave them out until they are ripe and tasty. if they're going bad too fast either buy fewer (even if u get a worse price ur still spending less money) or eat more of them.

No.16483

>>16445
this is the true way



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No.16321[Reply]

fuck authority

No.16366

I think you mean fug
:DDD

No.16414


No.16449

>>16414
:/\) thank you !!

No.16470

give us some backstory?

No.16472

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No.127[Reply]

 
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No.1157

>>128
2^7 GET!

No.7776

>>127
sage

No.16455

PENIS

No.16456

>>16455
dub5

nice

No.16468

>>127
I'm gonna need some backstory here



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No.16450[Reply]

>tfw waking up and realizing they'll never love you again

No.16451

>>16450
Would it help if I said that I will love you again?

No.16452

What a great thread!

No.16454

>>16452

I don't give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I'll put you in so much fucking pain that it'll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don't give a shit how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can frogeht, or how many fucking goddamn guns you own to protect yourself. I'll fuckinging show up at your house when you aren't home. I'll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You're going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you'll have a massive shitting heart attack. You'll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you'll see when you're being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You'll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I'll run you over with my goddamn fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I'd rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing hell. It's too late to save yourself, but don't bother committing suicide either… I'll fuckinging resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced figgot. Welcome to hell, population: you

No.16459

>>16450
But who are you quoting?!

No.16464

>>16450
What are the details behind this post?



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No.16457[Reply]

genket

No.16463

>>16457
could I get a backstory on this picture?



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No.16417[Reply]

Daily Reminder

No.16462

>>16417
can we have some backstory?



No.16424[Reply]

Honestly speaking, I don't think NOGGERTITSs /b/ is as good as it's made out to be.

No.16425

>>16424
Amazing perception!

No.16426

>>16425
Ty :^)



No.16161[Reply]

Honestly how do you think you can have a good *chan website without a constant stream of posts to keep the Figgy Newtons entertained? I am constantly making material for my fellow >lupchanners< to enjoy :^). I try to post at least one thread per day. And i know, it may not be enough to keep this website alive, but if we get everyone in on it, I think this site will be very successful. Another problem I have with this website is all the racial discrimination. I know, I know go back to leddit SAGE", but hear me out, I think I could improve this place tremendously. I think its safe to say I am the only black person on this entire website. How could you expect to have content diversity without physical diversity? I think a way to get attract people of different races/genders to this website would be to git rid of some of the mildly offensive content on here such as the "shota" and NOGGER things that are commonly posted here. I hope you can relate to me on these points and I am willing to debate anyone on it!(civilly of course). Thanks for your time :^)
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No.16180

>>>/reddit/

No.16181

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>>16180
>reddit
>>>/reddit/

No.16274

pomf :3

No.16315

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>>16181
what's a reddit?

No.16367

b-but I don't want diversity.
Having people with similar interests and experiences allows me to easily relate to them and gives places like these a homely feel. Real life is scary, hard~ and often times depressing for me so having havens like lupchan where I can focus on other things and take my mind off my worries is a constant that I rely on. If the interests of the others that frequent this site are not something that you enjoy then simply ignore them and focus on the things that you do like here. If you still feel the need to change this place and go out of your way to seek the removal of the material that you find "offensive" then you should probably leave and quit trying to make this place something that it is not.
TL:DR stop messing with my escapism figget



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No.16357[Reply]

Fuor score and seevn yaers ago our frethas bguhort fotrh on tihs ctinnoent, aa new ntaion, cceonvied in Lrbytie, and ddateiced to the porpiosotin taht all men are crteead eaqul. Now we are egnaged in aa garet cviil war, ttesing wehehtr that noniat, or any naiton so cencoievd and so dedactied, can lnog edernu. We are met on aa great betlta-lfied of taht wra. We have come to ddtaceie aa portion of that feild, as aa fnail ritnesg plcae for toshe who here gvae their lives that that ntiaon might lvie. It is aolethegtr ftitnog and proper that we suhold do tihs. But, in aa lrager snese, we can not datcdeie – we can not catrcesnoe – we can not hollaw – this gorund. The bvare men, lvniig and dead, who strulgged hree, have cnaosrected it, far abvoe our poor pwoer to add or drteatc. The wlord will ltitle note, nor long rmbeeemr what we say heer, but it can never fgroet what they did heer. It is for us the lviing, rahter, to be dicedtaed hree to the uiefnhsnid work whcih tehy who fuhogt hree hvae thus far so nobly aanecdvd. It is rather for us to be here ddaceited to the graet tsak raemiinng befroe us – taht from tsehe hnooerd daed we tkae ircnaesed deovotin to taht cause for wchih they gave the lsat flul muarese of deoivotn – that we here hgihly rsoevle that thsee daed sahll not have deid in vian – taht tihs nnoiat, under Gdo, slhal have aa new bitrh of feredom – and taht gnremevnot of the ppoele, by the ppeole, for the ppeole, sahll not perish from the eathr.


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No.16324[Reply]

>>16317
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No.16320[Reply]

>green
<blue
<3red
<-wheat


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No.8506[Reply]

Dear Mr or Mrs 名無し

I humbly request the creation of a /soc/ board, wherein posts of a personal nature could be made, as I believe that would improve the general quality of the site.

Sincerely,
anonymous user.

No.8507

>>8506
I still think this chan has too many boards what with the amount of traffic it gets.

But I'm a generous guy so it might happen anyhow if you motivate dramather.

No.16242

>>8507
he never did motivate dramather



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No.16213[Reply]

those seats when

No.16214

>>16213
Why is this allowed?



No.16184[Reply]

/i/ a raid board. It could be secret so newfroges can't get in and post our secrets to /r/lupchan. What do you guys think? I think raiding 9fig would bring alot of cool users to our site and maybe prople would stop thinking this place is just a shitty spinoff of s4s.
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No.16207

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>>16203
I don't even think I should dignify this with a response.

No.16209

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>>16207
Personally I don't think you could dignify anything, but I don't want to get involved in this childish bickering.

No.16210

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>>16209
I could dignify my dick in your ass you stuck up bitch. leljk

No.16211

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>>16210
That's no way to speak to a lady

smgdh

No.16212

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>>16211
<IMPLYING LADYSHIP



No.16198Locked[Reply]

Whoever h4xx3d my account pls go before i DDOS this website. You know what i did to snaekchan >:^(

No.16199

I didn't mean to post this faĝs please delete this thread

No.16201

No faĝs pls ban the phony's ip for i am the real Jordan the applicant. Plus i don't say "please" because I am too hip for that. I only say pls.

Also

<99
<dubs

Nice.

No.16202

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>>16199
>99
Nice.



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No.16149[Reply]

How does this make you feel?

No.16150

>>16149
Good. I love Ariana.

No.16167

what anime is this from?

No.16168

>>16167
Baka no Victorious



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No.16155[Reply]

I've been watching a lot of videos on prison and I think I could make it on the inside.

No.16156

I don't know man, it's clearly a dude but still yuh know <maid outift

No.16160

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>>16155
>55
I'm skeptical if you're serious. Maybe I'll let you be my cell mate but you will have to take out for me if we get caught with drugs.

No.16165

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>>16156
Nobody with such a cute maid outfit on could possibly be a guy.



No.16151[Reply]

No.16152

Why are you on reddit is the better question

No.16153

>>16152
This better be a meta troll post designed to entice my response otherwise i'm disappointed in your inability to allegorically deduct his personality from the bounty of information supplied

No.16154

>>16153
dnt make me hert u son cuz i wil

No.16157

>>16151
get out

No.16159

>>16157
Just who the fuck do you think you are!? Impersonating the ogrelord like that. f you think you'll get away with this, you are VERY wrong. Shrek WILL find you. And when he does, his vengeance will be slow and brutal. He will split your pelvis in two for doing some shady shit like this. And i know, I'm being rude, but this shit isn't going to slide. The only thing that will slide will be Shrek's massive, green, greasy, maggot bloated cock into your tight little ass. You'll be lucky if you die upon the first thrust, you little swine. You are a puss- plumped cyst in between the ass cheeks of society, and i long for the day of your execution. Fuck you.



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