Just who the fuck do you think you are!? Impersonating the ogrelord like that. f you think you'll get away with this, you are VERY wrong. Shrek WILL find you. And when he does, his vengeance will be slow and brutal. He will split your pelvis in two for doing some shady shit like this. And i know, I'm being rude, but this shit isn't going to slide. The only thing that will slide will be Shrek's massive, green, greasy, maggot bloated cock into your tight little ass. You'll be lucky if you die upon the first thrust, you little swine. You are a puss- plumped cyst in between the ass cheeks of society, and i long for the day of your execution. Fuck you.