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No.25727[Reply]

I want to methodically fill Katya's dress with my gooey semen. I'm well aware that this would take many months, but I would take up this colossal challenge for her. I would insert tubes into her anus and VAGINAl cavities so I would be able to enter her once the deed was complete. Once the semen filled up to her neck I would carefully remove the tubes and most likely take a break to let my dick cool down. After a few days I would begin mercilessly fucking each one of her sweet honey holes, I mean, I would be fucking her so rough the hardened semen inside the dress would begin to crack. I would then proceed to remove the dress and begin patching the cracks with fresh semen, forever encasing her in my love.
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No.25815

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No.25818

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>>25814
anxiety/10
not autism

No.25819

>>25818
Anxiety and social awkwardness is autism in shitposting terms

No.25822

FTW
katya is way hotter than grimey ol bones

No.25823

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>>25822
>22
At least you got doubles



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No.25797[Reply]

Natsume Appreciation Bread


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No.25608[Reply]

Is bread poison?
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No.25731

bump

No.25747

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No. Anti-European terrorists will tell you that but my diet mostly consists of bread and I turned out OK.

No.25751

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>>25747
>I turned out OK

Sure you did

No.25785

>>25747
My bulk calories are honestly like mostly the full fat greek style strained yogurt, which is about a calorie per gram. I eat lentils and stuff tho. And eggs.

No.25791

>>25608
Carbohydrates will make you fat. Eat only protein and fats.



No.25745[Reply]

how can a young lad such as myself become selfaware? gain the ability of introspection? I know it should just come natural with maturity but it seems to have been lost on me :/

No.25752

LSD

No.25781

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Learn about dogs or any other animal you like (cats don't count since they are evil and vile creatures :q). Realize that they do most things for survival instead of pleasure. Take what you learned and apply it to yourself. You should see that they live to survive and you live for yourself. Now understand why you like the things you do and don't. The last thing for me was realizing that I'm no different that anyone else in my desires and how I go about doing them. Understand what you want, then use it to understand what they want

No.25786

>>25781
Dogs just want to eat anything they can and also they are crazy neurotic tail wagging weirdos. There is this chihuahua who lives at my house right? She is crazy. But loves me. Even though I'm not the biggest person here right? She really wants to bite my feet. Fuggin doggos.

No.25787

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>>25786
Um are you the real lelo or one of the imposterators I can't tell anymore. It's one of those things if you don't pay attention to you stop caring about and completely forget. Anyways I'm just laying here in bed I couldn't sleep since I worked out with my brothers then we smoked an 8th of the good stuff and I fell asleep. I woke up about an hour ago at 4am because I was rly horny and needed to rub my smooth BENIS in the shower and shoot on the wall but mainly it was because I woke up because my arms are really sore and tight so I'm gonna watch some illegally downloaded movies then smoke the roaches. I'll probably cook something when everyone gets up but I'm only cooking for me since I'm a real one.

Btw this is my cousin and he's self conscious about his face pls be nice :3



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No.25744[Reply]

whats the fastest way for a young loser such as myself to commit suicide? ive realized my life is going to be miserable and there is no point continuing into the abyss
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No.25753

>>25748
i agree with this image

No.25766

You aren't the only person to have depression in history. Tl\dr don't do it figgot
.t real me

No.25768

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>>25766
you're consoling an australian, not a person and not one that goes by kirby-chan. they're learning to impersonate.

No.25780

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You can kill the current you by turning of the Internet for a few months.

Ps remember to only like memes IRONMANally or else ur a niqqor

No.25783

>>25766 (dobs)
Uhhh.. Real lelo here. Why am I being impostered even on this board? You realize I was using this name on lup before FourChan, right??? Nice dubs tho.

Kriby, your life is worth living. Put some effort into living it and stop fucking complaining.
Is that good?



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No.25767[Reply]

>tfw you live in the valley of the shadow of death and you see coolio walking by
>"waddup g"
>"was gud?"

No.25769

I'm also white, so I can relate to this. Thank you OP!

No.25779

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Straight from the kiddie pool I just left. Thanks for reminding me



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No.25763[Reply]

hair

No.25773

I want to cum in your hair(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)



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No.25765[Reply]

are you ordering?


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No.25754[Reply]

pussy
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No.25757

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tits

No.25758

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tits

No.25761

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3DPD

No.25762

tf is the point of this thread?

No.25784

This thread ought to be b& but won't so I will just sage it.



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No.25706[Reply]

tfw u notice all the sneaky manipulative things ppl do but instead of outing them you remain content in the knoweldge that it has no effect on you and ur luring them into a false sense of security and tha tur smarter then them cuz u can tell wat theyre doing and they hink u cant :)

No.25707

tfw when no psychological behaviorist gf

No.25708

>>25706
Ha but they know that they're just luring YOU into a false sense of security.

No.25737

>>25706
who is this hump chump?

No.25743

>>25737
thats me in real life



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No.25734[Reply]

how do i find a PENIS to suckle?

No.25735

>yify
get the fuck out

No.25738

>>25735
whats wrong with this website friend? i like its user friendly interface if i do say so myself

No.25739

>>25738 yify is the most widely hated torrent group for the extremely shit quality of their rips

No.25741

hmm okay thanks ill look for more nicer ones next time

No.25742

hmm okay thanks ill look for more nicer ones next time



No.25730[Reply]

how do I report a pedo ive met on the internet to the police?


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No.25729[Reply]

how do I report a pedo ive met on the internet to the police?


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No.25726[Reply]

do u think new versions of old games like mario and zelda and link are made for autistic manchildren or for actual kids ?


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No.25724[Reply]

firefox


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No.25721[Reply]

tfw no older sister who has a hot weeb friend who kisses you alot


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No.25719[Reply]

i found this on vidyaphages computer anyone know what it means?

No.25720

please be and stay peaceful

we dont Need anymore bloodshed

ist enough now

-f00L



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No.25717[Reply]

tfw u have a profound effect on people

No.25718

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