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Mr. Chips 2014-10-11 (Sat) 10:10:58 No.21402 [Reply]

Anonymous 2014-10-11 (Sat) 10:53:38 No.21403

Um you forgot the text dude.

Anonymous 2014-10-11 (Sat) 18:07:05 No.21404

There's a situation here. If you look at the recent posts, Mr. Chips' post shows up as, and I quote,

>…

However, as we can clearly see on this page, the text is, and I quote

>.

Thus the recent page is a blatant misrepresentation of the actual content of a post. I demand this be rectified.

Anonymous 2014-10-11 (Sat) 21:21:31 No.21405

>>21404
I'll rectumify your mom if you keep talking to me like that

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Halberstram 2014-10-09 (Thu) 15:52:04 No.21364 [Reply]

>>21355
>>21354
Thx friends :^)

Anonymous 2014-10-10 (Fri) 05:28:24 No.21387

You're welcome.

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Mr. Chips 2014-10-05 (Sun) 11:09:37 No.21333 [Reply]

are people still visiting lupchan?

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Anonymous 2014-10-05 (Sun) 21:06:42 No.21340

>>21339
pffft, then why am i posting right now?

Anonymous 2014-10-05 (Sun) 23:10:31 No.21341

>>21333
>333
Impressive.

mascarpone magnanimous 2014-10-06 (Mon) 16:57:09 No.21342

>>21339
Hey, I'm not in the irc! It's up to you to post here, Anon! I know you can do it, I believe in you! :D

名無し 2014-10-10 (Fri) 02:25:37 No.21384

>>21333
Sometimes.

Anonymous 2014-10-10 (Fri) 05:19:37 No.21386

>>21333
I know I don't.

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Anonymous 2014-09-17 (Wed) 23:35:07 No.21144 [Reply]

kirby y y y y

please get on irc (internet relay chat)

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Anonymous 2014-09-22 (Mon) 06:01:34 No.21189

check your email btw

Anonymous 2014-10-03 (Fri) 03:32:14 No.21325

check your email pls

Anonymous 2014-10-10 (Fri) 00:56:29 No.21381

kirby-chain pls reponds

Anonymous 2014-10-10 (Fri) 01:28:31 No.21383

>>21381
respnding, ilu pls rspnd

kirby-chan!!nGbCvd092E 2014-10-10 (Fri) 03:05:41 No.21385

>>21383
you're not me

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Anonymous 2014-07-06 (Sun) 01:15:21 No.20131 [Reply]

oooh

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Anonymous 2014-10-09 (Thu) 23:58:07 No.21378

>>21376
my inner cutie shrivelled up and died

what do

Anonymous 2014-10-10 (Fri) 00:29:00 No.21379

>>21378
turn it into a meme

Anonymous 2014-10-10 (Fri) 00:38:59 No.21380

ooh

Anonymous 2014-10-10 (Fri) 01:10:32 No.21382

>>21375
see
>>8064

Anonymous 2014-10-10 (Fri) 19:31:22 No.21395

>>21379
i think my inner meme died too

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Anonymous 2014-10-09 (Thu) 20:23:03 No.21373 [Reply]

if only I was a neko duck…….

Anonymous 2014-10-09 (Thu) 20:55:19 No.21374

>>21373
what's stopping you from becoming one, anon?

Anonymous 2014-10-09 (Thu) 23:44:27 No.21377

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>>21374
scary cis gendered males

Mr. Chips 2014-10-05 (Sun) 11:33:15 No.21335 [Reply]

Anonymous 2014-10-07 (Tue) 00:15:56 No.21346

good thread

Anonymous 2014-10-07 (Tue) 11:40:42 No.21352

>>21346
Good post I read it

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Anonymous 2014-10-06 (Mon) 19:44:40 No.21343 [Reply]

do you guys like anime?

Anonymous 2014-10-06 (Mon) 20:15:27 No.21344

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yes

Anonymous 2014-10-07 (Tue) 00:12:30 No.21345

>>21343
what's the best anime to jack my dick off too?

Anonymous 2014-10-07 (Tue) 00:46:44 No.21347

>>21345
boku no pico

Anonymous 2014-10-07 (Tue) 06:00:32 No.21348

>>21344
good double

Anonymous 2014-10-07 (Tue) 06:59:18 No.21349

A-anime~

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Mari Makinami™ - R.I.P. in Peace The Perfect and Elegant Maid 2014-07-10 (Thu) 10:58:30 No.20288 [Reply]

The queen has died today. 4chan mourns, as on days like these, we are all [a/jp].

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Anonymous 2014-09-15 (Mon) 18:50:49 No.21129

Two months later and I still get inexplicable joy just thinking about how dead she is.

I'm glad this is stickied.

Anonymous 2014-09-16 (Tue) 12:21:19 No.21133

>>21129
h-hidoi!

Anonymous 2014-09-18 (Thu) 07:14:15 No.21152

>>21133
>33
<Nice.

Anonymous 2014-10-04 (Sat) 17:44:55 No.21330

>>20288
>88

These dubs are a little stale, don't you think? They could use some rest after being stickied for so long.

Anonymous 2014-10-05 (Sun) 13:08:29 No.21337

>>21330
GET THE HINT FAĜS?

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Anonymous 2014-09-30 (Tue) 11:00:35 No.21293 [Reply]

I am your desk slave. I stay under your desk until you are ready to use my throat to forget about your work.

I am on my knees, stowed away and salivating, waiting to accept my order. My greatest joy, I finally feel it. Your hand slips around my throat and pulls me closer towards your lap. This is my favorite moment. I feel fulfilled to serve my purpose in your life. I am wanted, never needed. You pull me halfway to your lap and I come towards you completely. I do as you wish silently, never needing more direction. I feel a bulge through your slacks and I try carefully to keep my hands from trembling as I undo your leather belt. I slip the button out of the loop as your cock throbs and attempts to escape from your slacks. I draw the zipper down slowly, wanting to bathe in the anticipation. Your boxers are so soft, Sir. If only you never had to work again and I could lay my head in your lap forever.

Your cock springs forth and I am so grateful. I hold it against my cheek for a moment wishing to feel close to you before servicing you. I am hungry for you. I stop swallowing and allow the saliva to pool in my mouth. I part my lips, the lips you tell me are so soft, your lips. I close my eyes and move forward, taking you into my mouth slowly, covering your cock in my spit, so it can go down smoothly. I let you hit the back of my throat. I pull my head back folding my flat tongue to give you just a little bit of suction. A little bit of anything I can do to take your mind off your paperwork.

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Anonymous 2014-09-30 (Tue) 15:33:32 No.21296

hot

mascarpone mysterious 2014-09-30 (Tue) 21:24:51 No.21309

How can you possibly post something so lewd! I'm beyond shocked and offended at this … obscenity! This is a family friendly Christian board! There are children posting here right now just for the memes and doubles! Please think before you post next time!

Anonymous 2014-10-02 (Thu) 12:33:23 No.21316

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>>21309
no

mascarpone marvellous 2014-10-02 (Thu) 16:08:43 No.21319

>>21316
Yes.
Haha I clicked on your picture it was graphics cade. :p

Anonymous 2014-10-05 (Sun) 03:26:51 No.21332

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>>21319

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Anonymous 2014-09-30 (Tue) 00:05:29 No.21288 [Reply]

why did she set the book down like that?

Anonymous 2014-09-30 (Tue) 00:38:37 No.21289

who knows why girls do anything

  2014-10-05 (Sun) 01:10:58 No.21331

>>21288
Maybe her hands hurt

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Anonymous 2014-09-30 (Tue) 16:45:34 No.21301 [Reply]

poast hands

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Anonymous 2014-10-01 (Wed) 03:18:07 No.21310

>>21301
I'll never get your obsession with hands…

Anonymous 2014-10-01 (Wed) 09:04:46 No.21311

>>21302
:3

( :-{ moustache )

Anonymous 2014-10-01 (Wed) 09:05:24 No.21312

>>21302
:3

( :-{ moustache )

Anonymous 2014-10-01 (Wed) 12:30:51 No.21313

>>21311
dubs

le ..
face _

Anonymous 2014-10-04 (Sat) 06:51:53 No.21329

>>21306
le potato in compost man

Anonymous 2014-10-02 (Thu) 16:44:02 No.21321 [Reply]

snacks play css with me

Anonymous 2014-10-03 (Fri) 09:24:46 No.21327

Cascading Style Sheets are not a game.

Anonymous 2014-10-04 (Sat) 06:47:54 No.21328

>>21327
you'd be suprise

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Anonymous 2014-10-02 (Thu) 12:44:40 No.21317 [Reply]

<how you pathetic autists look irl

Anonymous 2014-10-02 (Thu) 13:57:21 No.21318

I LOVE SHITPOSTING LOUDLY!!!!!

mascarpone miraculous 2014-10-02 (Thu) 16:12:25 No.21320

>>21317
Where did you find this picture of me? lel just kidding. I don't tend to flop around that much, it's a waste of effort!

Anonymous 2014-10-02 (Thu) 23:43:11 No.21324

>>21318
i'm aware

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Anonymous 2014-09-29 (Mon) 00:36:42 No.21278 [Reply]

<get a friend in college
>>he is the first real friend ive ever made in my life
<we end up watching anime together
>>i reveal my power level
<everything is cool we chill and i introduce him to animes and we marathon series to the early hours
>>cant even believe how happy i am that i have this dude to just be bros with i thought i was forever alone
<reveal all of my power level
>>hes cool with it
<since a month ago he didnt have time to hang out much
>>hurts my feelings because he missed a few noghts of bro time in a row
<hes looking at his phone a lot more now when watching anime and texting
>>questioned him a lot about it but he didnt say
<lost my temper with him and we argued and he called me a dumbass

long story short he had found a gf who is kind of popular and cute, he has fell in her with her friends, they asked him about me (his dorky roommate) and if he wanted to invite me to a party and he told them everything about how i have no friends and that he pitied me thats why he was friends with me and that im a jealous freak who obsesses over anime

he told them about my waifu
my frogeurines (i only have a few but i love them)
my doujinshis i shared with him
everything

they all fucking know and 2 of the chads made fun of me for it and i told my friend to fuck off and now i dont have anyone

and now my favorite frogeurine has gone missing and i know one of his fucking normie friends has taken it and ive lost my fucking only friend because of some fucking slut and my friend doesnt speak to me and hes transferring out my room as soon as hes allowed to stay with his normie new friends

i want to fucking die ;_;

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Anonymous 2014-09-29 (Mon) 08:41:10 No.21282

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I want to give you a hug :,(

please don't let stuff like that make you bitter, one day you'll be happy and at peace with the world as long as you stay positive and away from coping fantasies

I've been in the same situation as the other guy and for what it's worth I doubt he really hates you or thinks you're a loser, he's probably feeling really guilty about it, if he was nice enough to spend time with you when you needed it he definitely regrets being nasty.

LoLo 2014-09-29 (Mon) 20:54:50 No.21287

>>21282
>282
nice nubs and i like this image
#cute #saved

>>21278
the things u see on the interwebs that ur not sure if it's IRONMAN or not… lel
oh i do like giving /adv/ice though! so it sounds like that bitch stole ur man. just make him jealous by sucking the dick of the "chad" guy who stole ur weeaboo frogeurine. note: chadcode prevents him from turning down a beej, it's a rule. u might get ur frogeurine back and when word of ur skills gets around homeskillet will be so jelly he'll loose the floozy and come back to u instead.
or if that's not ur style just use the warrior skills learned from ur kawaiiest uguu anime cartoons de geso~! and threaten to karate chop him in two with ur ancient katana forged on the hottest hibachi grill by a master ramen chef uguu~! to make a good impression wear ur best fedora *tips milady* and when chad compliments ur hat remind him it's a trilby and u have a blackbelt in parkour. u'll be so kewl everyone will be ur friend again *unzips fedora milady* if not just cleave him in half and take ur doll back. hi-ya! hi keeba!
ok if the post above isn't a joke my advice is to forget about that jerk and his immature friends. he was into the same weeb stuff as you before but now makes fun of you for it to look cool for these new people? that's #rude. have some confidence in what you enjoy and make friends with people who aren't assholes. i-i could be your friend, anon, if that's okay. (: i'm nice.

>>21282
actually you sound like an ass if you did the same as op's friend but whatever

Anonymous 2014-09-30 (Tue) 05:22:32 No.21291

>>21278
One of my friends sort-of dissappeared from the map a while when he got a gf (nerdy gf in this case though, not a normie one). Thankfully, like a year later, he was bored and called me up one day and we've been hanging out even more than before since that.

Just give your bro some time, if he's not a jerk he'll come back again.

┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \） 2014-09-30 (Tue) 16:31:25 No.21297

>>21287
Agreed. Sucking a dick is always the solution.

mascarpone mysterious 2014-09-30 (Tue) 21:17:14 No.21308

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