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No.21321[Reply]

snacks play css with me

No.21327

Cascading Style Sheets are not a game.

No.21328

>>21327
you'd be suprise



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No.21317[Reply]

<how you pathetic autists look irl

No.21318

I LOVE SHITPOSTING LOUDLY!!!!!

No.21320

>>21317
Where did you find this picture of me? lel just kidding. I don't tend to flop around that much, it's a waste of effort!

No.21324

>>21318
i'm aware



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No.21278[Reply]

<get a friend in college
>>he is the first real friend ive ever made in my life
<we end up watching anime together
>>i reveal my power level
<everything is cool we chill and i introduce him to animes and we marathon series to the early hours
>>cant even believe how happy i am that i have this dude to just be bros with i thought i was forever alone
<reveal all of my power level
>>hes cool with it
<since a month ago he didnt have time to hang out much
>>hurts my feelings because he missed a few noghts of bro time in a row
<hes looking at his phone a lot more now when watching anime and texting
>>questioned him a lot about it but he didnt say
<lost my temper with him and we argued and he called me a dumbass

long story short he had found a gf who is kind of popular and cute, he has fell in her with her friends, they asked him about me (his dorky roommate) and if he wanted to invite me to a party and he told them everything about how i have no friends and that he pitied me thats why he was friends with me and that im a jealous freak who obsesses over anime

he told them about my waifu
my frogeurines (i only have a few but i love them)
my doujinshis i shared with him
everything

they all fucking know and 2 of the chads made fun of me for it and i told my friend to fuck off and now i dont have anyone

and now my favorite frogeurine has gone missing and i know one of his fucking normie friends has taken it and ive lost my fucking only friend because of some fucking slut and my friend doesnt speak to me and hes transferring out my room as soon as hes allowed to stay with his normie new friends

i want to fucking die ;_;
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No.21282

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I want to give you a hug :,(

please don't let stuff like that make you bitter, one day you'll be happy and at peace with the world as long as you stay positive and away from coping fantasies

I've been in the same situation as the other guy and for what it's worth I doubt he really hates you or thinks you're a loser, he's probably feeling really guilty about it, if he was nice enough to spend time with you when you needed it he definitely regrets being nasty.

No.21287

>>21282
>282
nice nubs and i like this image
#cute #saved

>>21278
the things u see on the interwebs that ur not sure if it's IRONMAN or not… lel
oh i do like giving /adv/ice though! so it sounds like that bitch stole ur man. just make him jealous by sucking the dick of the "chad" guy who stole ur weeaboo frogeurine. note: chadcode prevents him from turning down a beej, it's a rule. u might get ur frogeurine back and when word of ur skills gets around homeskillet will be so jelly he'll loose the floozy and come back to u instead.
or if that's not ur style just use the warrior skills learned from ur kawaiiest uguu anime cartoons de geso~! and threaten to karate chop him in two with ur ancient katana forged on the hottest hibachi grill by a master ramen chef uguu~! to make a good impression wear ur best fedora *tips milady* and when chad compliments ur hat remind him it's a trilby and u have a blackbelt in parkour. u'll be so kewl everyone will be ur friend again *unzips fedora milady* if not just cleave him in half and take ur doll back. hi-ya! hi keeba!
ok if the post above isn't a joke my advice is to forget about that jerk and his immature friends. he was into the same weeb stuff as you before but now makes fun of you for it to look cool for these new people? that's #rude. have some confidence in what you enjoy and make friends with people who aren't assholes. i-i could be your friend, anon, if that's okay. (: i'm nice.

>>21282
actually you sound like an ass if you did the same as op's friend but whatever

No.21291

>>21278
One of my friends sort-of dissappeared from the map a while when he got a gf (nerdy gf in this case though, not a normie one). Thankfully, like a year later, he was bored and called me up one day and we've been hanging out even more than before since that.

Just give your bro some time, if he's not a jerk he'll come back again.

No.21297

>>21287
Agreed. Sucking a dick is always the solution.

No.21308

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>>21297
And how! I remember the title of this book and while I've never read it I imagine it primarily covers the subject of fellatio.



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No.21290[Reply]

WHY ;_;

No.21298

>Report submitted! This window will close in 3 seconds…


Who am I quoting :^)

No.21299

>>21298
me (^:

No.21303

>>21299
>99
>the same number twice
good job kid

No.21305

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>>21303
I'm not a kid I AM THE SYSTEM



No.21283[Reply]

:-{ moustache

No.21284

..
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le face



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No.21245[Reply]

>your PENIS will never be that water bottle

No.21247

<tfw

No.21257

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>she will never bench press you

No.21277

>>21257
>she will never poop in your mouth



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No.21159[Reply]

Kudoi Bloggs is a soft supple thighs, big floppy titties and delicious like a milkshake meme scholar from b-more represent 4eva. His life is going nowhere until he meets lelo , a juicy juicy bouncy butt, marblecaek woman with a passion for memes.

Kudoi takes an instant disliking to lelo and the fruity lala homo man and buttmuncher ways she learnt during her years in straight outta compton.

However, when a figlord tries to sucked her girldick Kudoi, lelo springs to the rescue. Kudoi begins to notices that lelo is actually rather melt in my mouth semen at heart.

But, the pressures of lelo's job as a doubles the champion leave her blind to Kudoi's affections and Kudoi takes up big floppy titties to try an distract herself.

Finally, when the supreme dickloving butt sniffer COCKSucker, kirby-chan , threatens to come between them, lelo has to act fast. But will they ever find the i want to see those boobe love that they deserve?
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No.21255

>>21222
nice trips

No.21256

>>21255
nice dub

No.21261

>>21222
>222
nice trips. respond to what?

>>21170
which post? this one? sure it's a nice post. good job.

No.21273

>>21261
ok thanks
*thank u sarcastically*

No.21276

>>21261
pls poop in my mouth



No.21264[Reply]

dont mind me
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No.21267

test 3

No.21268

test 4

No.21272

well how'd the test go

No.21274

>>21272
good test

No.21275

>>21264
I'm sorry, but I mind. I mind a lot.



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No.21259[Reply]

someone pls respond

No.21269

ok

No.21271

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hi



No.21174[Reply]

The Perfect and Elegant Maid? More like The Flawed and Tacky Maid. lel
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No.21192

I bet she's not even a good maid. All day shitposting on /s4s/, never has time to wash the floor properly.

No.21198

>>21192
She doesn't even have the boipussy to ban me. lel

No.21199

>>21199
forgot dubs

No.21202

>>21199
>1199
nice double dubs

No.21270

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>>21199
Good doubles, friend :^)



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No.21124[Reply]

KEKfats

No.21128

hi snacks

No.21177

>>21124
oink oink

No.21178

>>21177
>1177
double dubs epic

No.21223

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This bullying is out of hand

No.21240

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hello :^))) friends donut trigger my autism :^^)) btw I have autism pls donut trigger my autism :^:)))



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No.21224[Reply]

doppel KEKs

No.21235

>>21224
Love those KEKs, eet em by the cylinder.



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No.21220[Reply]

I JUST got a haircut and I want everybody to know

No.21221

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I JUST fapped and I want everybody to know



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No.21214[Reply]

who /r/lupchan here?

No.21215

>reddit

>>>/b/



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No.20819[Reply]

This is a Natsume/Kudoi thread. Only Natsume and Kudoi allowed.

Hi Natsume. pls rspnd
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No.21121

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(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

No.21190

Kudoi, why're you so obsessed with hands?

No.21194

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>>21190
They remind him of his gf

>>20927
*supermarmite

No.21205

>>21194
#rekt

No.21206

>>21194
Kudoi has no gf, because he's gay.



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No.2518[Reply]

Why are you guys not in the IRC? irc://irc.rizon.net/lupchan
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No.21166


No.21179

>>21164
*gland

No.21186

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>>21179
*nogland

No.21196

>>21186
sorry for combo breaker? but i like his Domo-kun purse it's pretty bad ass.

No.21197

>>21186
*yesgland



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No.1604[Reply]

What is this place even

No.1606

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It's a magical place of wonders.

No.21161

page 94 save rave :^)

No.21163

tfw dont like mecha

No.21187


No.21195

>>21187
fu dude



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No.21135[Reply]

>permanent because you have been banned 43 other times
<this is my first ban from this IP

fug, why do i have to share an IP with a bunch of other figs who get banned from every website

i can't use omegle here either, and never even got the chance to, it just redirects me to a ban page
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No.21141

>>21139
<implying i never thought of that and didn't already try months before this

No.21154

>>21141
call your ISP and ask them for a new up, explain your situation and try to suck some dick

No.21188

>>21154
get a VPN or just use some shitty proxy then.

heck even tor should do the trick.

No.21191

>>21188
trying out a dozen different shitty proxies everytime i want to make a post doesn't sound very fun…

No.21193

>>21191
Try not being poor



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