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No.22818[Reply]

This board is shit. It's an excuse for wanna/b/e "old /b/" figgots to indulge in & express their "secret" "guilty pleasure" for childish "lel SO RANDUM AND WACKY XD XD"/whimsy "humour" and/or their delusional Figgy Newton perception of what "old /b/ use to /b/" under the guise of "IRONMAN".
>"lel I'M NOT RLY AND IDIOT WHO LIKES THIS UNFUNNEY SHIT I'M JUST PRETENDEDING TO LIKE IT IN AND IRONMAN WAY WHICH SATIRIZES THOSE WHO ACTUALLY DO LIKE IT AS WELL AS PEOPLE LIKE ME WHO KNOW IT'S STUPID XD lel GEDDIT? WE'RE LAFFING @ OTHERS AND OURSELVES IN AND IRONMAN WAY GUIZE lel XD SO IRONMAN XDDD".
In actuality you're just an unfunny idiot trying too hard.
>B-B-BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT AND THAT'S WHY WE'RE DOING IT lel RITE GUIZE? IT'S GOOD BECAUSE WE KNOW IT'S BAD XD
No. You're just attempting to justify a guilty pleasure/save face.
You're not fooling anyone (apart from yourself). You're not being IRONMAN. IRONMANally, you're just posting shit attempting to masquerade as IRONMAN.
And no, this post isn't intended to be "a whole new/superior/cleverly disguised level of IRONMAN which satirizes those who dislike/disapprove of you/this a genus of marine crabs in the family Cancridaeous board"/"IRONMANally unIRONMAN", it's just pointing out the obvious which, IRONMANally, you can't see and/or accept.
I can categorically & undeniably guaranty that if you introduced this board to any sane regular Joe, they'd immediately laugh at and/or disassociate themselves from you. You'd desperately attempt to rationalize their response as crude ignorance ("TOP KLEK THEY JUST DON'T GEDDIT XD WEW WATA NEWBZ0R HUEHUEHUE"), IRONMANally, however, they do understand but they're just correctly acknowledging you're a figgot who's pathetically attempting to be a "clever" special snowflake with a "whimsical & childish yet sharp, IRONMAN, uniquely absurd & esoteric - yet IRONMANally relateable - sense of humour" & responding appropriately.
Feel free to respond with more "IRONMAN"/"IRONMANally unIRONMAN" inanity which proves my entire point.
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No.23013

>>22982
hey that's pretty cool. everybody told me though when i had a mustache i let it be too wide. do you have a grooming guide for them

No.23014

>>23013
told that's pretty cool. everybody hey me though when i had a you have mustache too wide. do i let it be a grooming guide for them

No.25990

JEJ

No.25991

This has nothing to do with anime pls delet

No.25992

The problem is, OP, that you probably aren't seeing all the posts. If you are just viewing [s4s] through the /s4s/ board, you don't see the green posts, the posts with letters in their ids, or anything numberless. Together, those make up about 40-70 percent of [s4s], depending on the day. So conversation will appear disjointed and spastic, because you won't be getting the full picture.

I actually just flipped over to the /s4s/ interface to make this post, and it's pretty funny how unintelligible [s4s] is like this.



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No.25970[Reply]

this our country noe pls and thankies :P im from [s4s] btw i hope this is a nice place that all the s4sugees can come to call home

No.25979

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<NO>



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No.25975[Reply]

IT'S THE GRAPESHACK

No.25976

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Nice post real lelo



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No.25973[Reply]

hi friends! i am your new friend. ily all very much :)

No.25974

>>25973
hi bb :* ily too



No.25962[Reply]

also intronic ofcourese


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No.25845[Reply]

What's the best most practical way to learn a new language? I've been helping my niece learn how to read and so far learning the names of the letters and the sound that corresponds to then seems to work the best. I'm wondering if there's a better way.

also does anyone want to learn Japanese with me I'll be posting what tips and suggestions I find here and hope to make this as fun and exciting for everyone, they say the first thing you learn in a new language is how to curse but we could probably flirt~
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No.25855

where are the tips and suggestions pham

No.25856

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>>25855
I learned this when I first tried to teach myself. I honesty haven't made any attempt at all in dramatherin my progress so I haven't made a new post.

No.25886

>>25845
漢字読めるか?
かな のみならも たいおう できるけど。

No.25913

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I know Katakana, Hirigana, some kanji and basic grammar, but you're probably a higher level than me.

No.25961

>>25845
>>25848
>>25913
dumb animeposter



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No.25782[Reply]

I'm finicky about my anibabes, if they are not quite right then I don't even want to look at the let alone save them. Some people call that picky but I think I have refined tastes and won't settle for anything less.tell me what you think.
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No.25877

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^~_~^

No.25878

>>25877
who is this qt

No.25906

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No.25959

>>25782
>>25833 (dubs)
>>25843
>>25877 (dubs)
>>25906
dumb animeposter

No.25960

>>25782
>>25833 (dubs)
>>25843
>>25877 (dubs)
dumb animeposter



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No.25948[Reply]

Good morning esfores. Time to get comfy

No.25949

P.S. Sorry for invading so suddenly. 4chin [s4s] is probably gonna be delet, so i gotta scout out the territory ahead

No.25950

How comfy did you get?

No.25953

>>25950
At least two



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No.25942[Reply]

You wouldn't download a flube

No.25943

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He is soft and warm like mashed potato

No.25944

Tfw I used to drive/walk 10 blocks to download porn over public WiFi, sometimes sitting there for 15-20 min without ordering anything waiting for the download to finish.

No.25945

>>25944
>44
Nice dubs!
Tfw I used to drive/walk 10 blocks to check dubs over public WiFi,
Why would you look up that stuff in public I browse 4chins on mobile and I'm always worried there will be something lewd when ppl might see over my shoulder. I'm guessing you have home internet now but lupchan has weird posters.

No.25946

>>25945
I did it because I wanted to Jack off and it'd hard when I just use my imagination since I've seen so many weird fetishes. Into some weird stuff ya know~



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No.25940[Reply]

What's your opinion on this poster?

No.25941

They don't take their memeposting serious enough.

sry just being honest!



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No.25939[Reply]

What is your opinion on "Black lives matter"?


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No.25918[Reply]

I got into a frogeht and got ran over by a car ama
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No.25927

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>>25923
I will but only because you asked me to.

<be me
<meet friend in college
<we have same interests and we're both Native American and you don't meet many of those
<fast forward 5 years
<we reconnect and start hanging out again
<he has a younger brother like me
<he is 26, his brother and me both 24 and my younger brother who is 21
<his younger brother and mine go to a party and get into a frogeht
<always hear stories about how my friend always gets into frogehts because his little brother runs his mouth and gets beat up
<looks like the same thing just happened
<already told this to my brother so he knows round two is coming plus the guy told him he was gonna get his brother
<my brother calls my cousin and has him come over
<its my brother, my friend and me plus my cousin at the house
<they come over and my friend asks if they want to catch a fair one
<they say no and come out of the car with sticks
<I take my glasses off and my friend takes his shirt off
<I square up with him, he can tell I don't want to frogeht him and he's only there for his brother
<he looks at me then swings at my cousin
<I rush his brother
< his brother hits me with the sticks but it's like a mop handle broken in two so it's thin and doesn't hurt
<he drops the sticks after hitting me twice and realizing they don't hurt
<basically me and my brother jump him while my cousin and friend jump his older brother
<proceed to beat them
<brother kicks in the guyPost too long. Click here to view the full text.

No.25928

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<the guy is wobbly and bleeding and I heard him cry when we was kicking him
<I decide to let him live and let him get in his car because he just wants to leave
<his younger brother drives around and tries to hit people to get them off his brother
<see my cousin roll on the ground as the car turns away
<try to catch the car but it's a car so I turn and run at his brother
<swing at his brother But his brother keeps backing up and looking at something
<turn to see and it's the car heading straight at me
<jump in the air like in the movies and this saves me from most of the momentum
<get flung in the air and smash my face against the car
<land on the ground and get right back up still looking for the car
<they drive off

My brother felt bad but I told him we wasn't the ones who went to their house looking for a frogeht, plus everyone seen me get hit by a surburban going 30 and walk it off.

No.25930

KEK, good story

No.25933

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>>25927
>>25928
Did you get brain damage?

No.25938




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No.25421[Reply]

are skinny girls attractive? Because I'm slowly starting to hate my body, small boobs, small frogeure, small everything, it's making me very conscious that people are looking at me because of how thin I am, not thin like anorexic but thin enough for people to look and comment.. Help me out guys what are your opinions.. Thanks :)
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No.25925

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>>25484
Why aren't you gay for gay dicks?

No.25931

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>>25463
Ayano is the cutest Yuru

No.25932

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This is me

No.25934

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>>25932
Are you the girls or the feet?

No.25937

>>25934
I'm the girls after the feet



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No.25924[Reply]

how are you guys with personal space and touching?
sometimes at work someone will put their hand on my shoulder and it makes me jump every time.
last noght i went to a party, got slapped on the ass twice, kissed on the cheek, patted on the head, hugged and shit is just too much for little old me.

No.25936

I don't like anyone I am unfamiliar with touching me.



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No.25926[Reply]

Yall noggas soft as shitt boi! Were are all my hard noggas at? I don't fuck wit dat soft nogga bullshit, ya dig. Yall sum busta ass lookin muffukkas. Ruben? Shit brah what kind of name is dat even, smhtbwh. Yall sum bitches my negros.

I only roll wit hard ass noggas, the type of noggas dat sell u shit, rob you and shank you at the same time. Shit bbrah, shit ain't hard enough up in dis bitch, I should move to Sweden were it's hard af, know what im saying?

Rep if u's a hard nogga fam.

No.25929

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>>25926
I'm not hard I'm soft~

#even real noggas cry sometimes



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No.25915[Reply]

I'm preggers. Is it ok to get my baby drunk once in a while, not like fetal alcohol levels of drunk, but maybe like once every month, just a few glasses of wine. I'm sure babies enjoy this at some level.

No.25916

if your child is french or irish it's probably alright to have a few more each month

No.25917

Drinking while pregnant improves the fetus's alcohol tolerance so they can drink more when they get older. It's actually good for them. Drinking while pregnant is fine.



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No.25846[Reply]

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No.25849

asco de mrd

recomend

No.25914

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No.25890[Reply]

Looking for that special thread to blog the f*ck out in? Well this is it! Post what's on your mind or what you've been thinking about because this is the epic blog thread!
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No.25898

I wonder when they are going to have kiosks for fast food places. People can't even use the self checkouts at grocery stores though so I dont think people are ready to make place their own orders.

No.25899

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I had a dream that ended with Mokocchi coming into a room where I was and sitting down right before a big frogeht broke out.

Pic is me for reference. Imagine me sitting in a room with grey metal flooring, ceiling, and walls at cheap table with shitty chairs. Mokocchi was at the table behind me.

No.25904

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I had a dream the other noght about an ex. She was one that I l*bed and still have feelings for. In my dream I needed some butt to rest my cak against and she was laying on the couch nakies. I climbed on tip of her and pressed ~it~ against her booty. The short version is she said "I'm covered in cum" and I looked down at her back and sure enough she was with "anal whore" written in marker on the small of her back. I think that's my subconscious helping me get over her lel thanks for the cuck brain.

No.25905

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>>25904
hueje

No.25912

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I have to stop listening to infowars. I had a dream last noght I was playing on a Mario 64 server and Alex Jones (his username was Evil_Goomba)came on and told us Hilary Clinton was coming to kill him and that he'd hid a code inside the blue coins on the server that gave a list of globalists.



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