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No.28258[Reply]

I'm not sure I'm qualified for this job.

No.28259

Fake it 'til you make it lel

No.28264

dew it

No.28334

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The job marmod is really tough these days, friends.



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No.28268Locked[Reply]

Hello. Please come check out my new, comfy imageboard. Thank you :)
https://microchan.net/index.html

No.28269

okay, but did you really have to post twice?

No.28272

The site is named in honor of the owners PENIS<

wow, I'd never have guessed!

No.28276

bump

No.28315

up

No.28332

bunk



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No.28329[Reply]

You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homoSECKSual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even trannies who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably male.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

No.28331

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>>28329
If enbies aren't cute, why should we treat them as valid?

No.28346

rude post

No.28349

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit dramay all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.



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No.27167[Reply]

etna is love etna is life
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No.28130

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important message

No.28135

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etna is luv

No.28326

she worse gai and her porn is for da pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

No.28327

she worse gai and her porn is for da pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

No.28328

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>>28326
>>28327
How's this?



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No.28313[Reply]

H-hello? Is anybody there?

No.28314

no

No.28316

Yeah we’re just in hiding



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No.25727[Reply]

I want to methodically fill Katya's dress with my gooey semen. I'm well aware that this would take many months, but I would take up this colossal challenge for her. I would insert tubes into her anus and VAGINAl cavities so I would be able to enter her once the deed was complete. Once the semen filled up to her neck I would carefully remove the tubes and most likely take a break to let my dick cool down. After a few days I would begin mercilessly fucking each one of her sweet honey holes, I mean, I would be fucking her so rough the hardened semen inside the dress would begin to crack. I would then proceed to remove the dress and begin patching the cracks with fresh semen, forever encasing her in my love.
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No.25818

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>>25814
anxiety/10
not autism

No.25819

>>25818
Anxiety and social awkwardness is autism in shitposting terms

No.25822

FTW
katya is way hotter than grimey ol bones

No.25823

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>>25822
>22
At least you got doubles

No.28310

return of the 3d



No.28300[Reply]

Jesus Christ I love you yes I do

No.28304

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>>28300
>00
>dubs
Nice.



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No.28288[Reply]

don't mind us [esfores]
just pickin out a tree for Christmas this year?

No.28298

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I put my ornament on the tree.

No.28299

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I put my ornament on the tree.

(Also >>28288 >88 dubs nice)



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No.28295[Reply]

I do.

No.28296

File: 1605404320030.gif (52.77 KB, 316x385, toast_flube.gif)


No.28297

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Post any other high quality flubes you have In This ITT, Thanks.



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No.28289[Reply]

If I drive for you, you give me a time and a place. I give you a five-minute window, anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours no matter what. I don't sit in while you're running it down; I don't carry a gun… I drive.


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No.28287[Reply]

whats going on /s4s/ back at you again with another threda
this is low….
tier…..
anon!


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No.28281[Reply]

Posting on a dead imageboard from 2013? I seriously hope you don't do this.

No.28282

File: 1604704202134.jpg (15.83 KB, 234x216, 754376.jpg)

O fuck, I think I actually do that.

No.28283

>>28281
I am only looking for a new chan site that isn't filled with normies. Is that so wrong?

No.28284

I am only looking for a new chan site that isn't filled with normies. Is that so wrong?

No.28285

>>28283
>>28284
So nice, ya gotta say it twice

No.28286

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>>28281
welcome aboard lad
as u kan see it isn't a buffet like da four chan but ppl come here and there and make a lil posts, i try to advertise it but my phone broke i'll be back on beast faĝe next week



No.27882[Reply]

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No.27925

File: 1585814700624.png (434.34 KB, 530x900, bananachi.png)

>>27887
bananachi lel

No.28050

>>27882
you fucking NOGGER

No.28070


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No.28235

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>>27882
I really, really like this sticky

No.28253




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No.5057[Reply]

;_;
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No.5075

kek on in the afterkek dear friend ;_;

No.28265

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No.28277

now this was some nostalgiabump

No.28278

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>>28277
Nostalgic dubs.

No.28279

>>28277
holy shit dubs



No.28270[Reply]

food

No.28271

reply

No.28273

off topic joke

No.28274

funniii



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No.28207[Reply]

Food

No.28214

nice dog leg

No.28266

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cheese pizza iz da best



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No.27946[Reply]

It's Caturday !!!!
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No.28139

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i didn't even know cats liked eggs until I saw this picture. but now I am convinced. this cat has egglust pouring from its very soul

No.28144

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No.28236

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>>28144
Checking these dubs, rip longkitty

No.28237

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>>28236
The world got a bit shorter that day.

No.28261

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No.27363[Reply]

Introducing
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No.28217

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I was going to bump this thread but it's already on the first page. Polite sage.

No.28233

This was the end result of these threads. Sayonara best thread.

No.28260

File: 1603064066281.jpg (54.54 KB, 784x794, soda@home.jpg)

>>28233
I can't just not check these dubs

No.28262

posting in the real new fake mank thread

No.28263

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