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No.6512

>That internal monologue when: The next Reversible! chapter will hopefully come out within the next few days.

No.6514

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>>6512
that's the one with the girl-boys, right?

No.6515

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>>6514
Yes. It's one of the 3 I keep up with.

No.6516

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>>6515
what are the other two?

No.6517

>>6516
Prison School and SnK

What about you?

No.6518

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>>6517
>reading manga
nah, I'd like to read more, but reading it on a computer screen just doesn't do it for me. maybe if I had a kindle or something…

that said, I did really enjoy Tonnura-san.

No.6519

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>>6518
>but reading it on a computer screen just doesn't do it for me.
>maybe if I had a kindle
You fucking elitist. You refuse to read it off of a large rectangle but have no problem reading it off of a small rectangle?

No.6520

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>>6519
yes, that's right. at least I can kind of pretend it's the real thing when I'm holding a small rectangle.

No.6521

>>6520
I bet you hold a lot of small rectangles, huh?

No.6522

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>>6521
well, a small rectangle is a pretty common shape. of course I've held a lot.

No.6523

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>>6522
You're far too passive-aggressive.

No.6524

I'm going to bed, don't stay up all night playing with rectangles.

No.6525

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>>6523
well, it's not as if I could submit to your lewd comment so readily. but I couldn't lie and say I haven't handled any small rectangles, either.

No.6526

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>>6524
er, I'll try not to. good night.

No.6529

>>6519
A small rectangle that doesn't beam headache-inducing light into your eyes > big rectangle that beams light into your eyes

No.6534

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>>6529
I'm glad you understand. small rectangles are the best.

No.6535

>>6529
>>6534
You two are both obviously shilling for some sort of small rectangle organization which is undoubtedly controlled by a web of special Jewish interests. I wouldn't except a Swede and Canadian to give a fuck about the Palestinian people.

No.6537

>>6535
It's not the size of the rectangle that matters it's the beaming-light-into-eyes-thing.

Let me generalize:

A rectangle of arbitrary size that doesn't beam headache inducing light into your eyes > a rectangle of arbitrary size that does

No.6539

>>6537
What chutzpah! How dare you take the sacred words of the Responsa in vain! Muh 1366 by 768 screen resolution!

No.6540

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>>6539
>1366x768

Wow. What a crappy resolution.

Though I guess I shouldn't be saying anything. I've been on (a horrible) 1024x768 recently since my regular laptop is malfunctioning.

I want my 1400x1050 back!

(Picture Related. It's my resolution)

No.6541

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>>6540
My computer monitor is a widescreen television, so the resolution works for me.

No.6542

>>6541
Doesn't the TV do full HD?

No.6543

>>6542
When I switch the input source (I.E: TV/COMP/HD) the screen resolution automatically configures for the best resolution. COMP was auto-adjusted to 1366 by 768 60hz and I never felt the need to change it. I burned out the tubes/whatever in my old HD tv by cranking all the settings up.

No.6544

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>>6535
ha, you're crazy, t-there's no such thing.

No.6545

>>6544
I'm wet

No.6546

>>6545
tell me more

No.6547

>>6546
I got caught out in the pouring rain and now I'm soaking wet.

No.6548

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>>6547
absolutely fascinating post, 10/10 would read 77 times over again. you should get paid to write these.

No.6549

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>>6548
Fuck you.

No.6550

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>>6549
only if you fuck me first.

No.6551

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>>6550
Fuck you.

No.6552

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>>6551
what a riveting, interesting discussion we're having. I'm sure you're a hit with all the qt 2D girly boys.

No.6553

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>>6552
Wow, what a fag. You most likely have more semen present in your mouth than a Japanese girl who just finished up a bukkake video.

What kind of witty retort will you conjure up this time?

No.6554

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>>6553
I can;r think of any witty retorts other than it's none of your bbusiness what's in my mouth

No.6555

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>>6554
I'm pretty sure it's my business one way or another.

Seriously, how many fucking pictures do you have of that chick?

No.6556

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>>6555
a bunch of them I probably won't ever post for some reason or another, though.

No.6558

>>6556
>473 Files
I bet you have her as your desktop background and you pretend to feed her and take pictures of it, right?

No.6559

>>6558
I'm going to bed, goodnight you weirdo.

No.6560

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>>6558
no, I don't do that, that's for nerds. actually I don't even have her as my background right now.

>>6559
night.

No.6564

>>6560
>I don't even have her as my background right now
Got tired of cleaning all the cake smudges off the screen?

No.6566

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>tfw

No.6567

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>>6564
no! I told you, I don't do that sort of thing.

>>6566
what did you get banned for?

No.6568

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>>6566

>66


Dubs.

Nice.

Jesus, you must've done something bad.

No.6569

>>6567
So you do it with your body pillow?

Remember when I spammed the entire front page of /s4s/ with "Fuck you"? Yeah, it was for that.

No.6571

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>>6569
I wish I had a body pillow… kind of. owning one screams "permavirgin."

No.6572

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>>6571
>owning one screams "permavirgin."
What are you talking about?

No.6573

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>>6572
I bet that's your room.

anyway, I wouldn't fill my room with body pillows or anything, I'd just get one for security, kind of like a teddy bear or something. that sounds really stupid.

No.6574

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>>6573
>Implying I'm not covered in 100% cotton pussy
Nerd.

>I'd just get one for security, kind of like a teddy bear or something

If you ever uttered that sentence out loud even a crippled 90 year old man would stand up to kick your ass.

No.6575

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>>6574
hey, I already said it sounded stupid. there's no need to make fun. I'm pretty sure I could take on a crippled 90-year old man anyway.

No.6576

>>6575
I don't know about that, some of those guys killed a lot of Germans.

No.6577

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>>6576
it's not as if his German-killing skills would be any use at that age. besides, I could just run away anyways since he's crippled.

No.6578

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>>6577
>I could just run away anyways since he's crippled.
>run away anyways since he's crippled.
>run away
>since he's crippled.
Did you hear that? It was the faint sound of vaginas all over the world clamping shut due to your (un)manliness.

No.6579

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>>6578
they didn't clamp shut when I said I wanted a dakimakura teddy bear?

No.6580

>>6579
No, they just became drier than the surface of the sun.

No.6581

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>>6580
yeah, well, so what if I'm not manly anyway? go on, tell me about how you lift everyday and can bench press a truck or something.

No.6582

>>6581
>so what if I'm not manly
That's why I like you, cutie.

My workout routine consists of chain smoking and drinking a lot of orange juice while taking multiple half-hour walks throughout the day.

No.6583

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>>6582
not a bad regimen

No.6585

>>6583
I guess I guess I guess I guess I guess I guess I guess I guess I guess

I'm going to bed. Make sure to feed your dakimakura.

No.6586

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>>6585
I'll make sure to, nighty night.

No.6587

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>>6586
You better feed it properly too.

I'm seriously going to bed this time. While I'm at it, I'll make sure to cuddle my pillow and pretend it's your effeminate body.

No.6588

>>6587
whatever you say you weirdo.



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