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No.443

Go to suck up sperm from my keyboard.

That feel when I get a mouthful of dust.

No.444

/s4s/ GET

No.446

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>>444
Motherfucker, did I not see that?

No.447

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>>444
pffft, I got all the gets on this board, you can have your pitiful 444.
>mfw I got 100/111/200/222/300/333
Also, 1000 get > 444 get

No.448

>>447
That typical defensive nature

No.449

>>448
Come to irc and say that to my face

No.451

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>>449
Who are you on IRC btw? If I may be so rude and ask?

Picture Unrelated

No.452

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>>451
And I was answered.

No.453

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>>443
That's kind of disgusting yet kind of hot.

No.462

>>453

I always drank my sperm. Have no idea why I started or found it appropriate in the first place. Yet I won't burp out loud, I burp in to mouth and breath it out through my nose to avoid making that disgusting noise.

No.463

>>462
I do that with the burping sometimes, and sometimes not. This is usually in corellation with my drunkenness level.

No.464

>>463

I always do it. I always put the can to my head when I burp when I'm drunk, because the acid hurts my throat and coolness of the can dulls it for me.

No.467

>>464
Sometimes when I use the toilet, I don't flush

No.468

>>467

That makes me feel ill.

No.470

>>467
I sometimes pee in the sink to save water.

No.471

>>464
B-b-but what if the burp attacks you?

No.473

>>471

I never burp without knowing I'm going to, I feel it before it happens.

No.9218

Very cute thread

No.9222

ohhh this thread. i was actually thinking about this the other day bcuz it made me lol when i first read it, looking at the older pages on lup. haha… i wonder if natsume's embarrassed to have made posts like this? i guess it's not as bad as some of my drunk posts. anyway i can't imagine that's very good for ur keyboard. either the dust or the bodily fluids… lol

No.9224

>>9222
nice trips but natsume used a trip on here. it's not him.

No.9225

>>9224
look at when it was posted and the post style…

No.9229

>>9225
Natsume is aSECKSual too. come on, dude. smh man.

No.9268

>>443
Natsume you should try being a perfect and elegant meido. My room hasn't been this clean in years.

No.9362

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>>9222

Not really no. I'm no different now.

>>9224

Admittedly, that was me. I was drunk. I remember doing it. That why I was rambling about burp-concealment techniques.

No.9363

>>9362
Never knew you were such a slut

No.9364

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>>9363

Never had need to tell anyone. But there's no point in denying these things when they're all out there, floating in those 50 pages, the follies of my youth.

No.9365

>>9364
>2years ago
>follies of my youth

No.9367

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>>9365

<The difference betwen bieng 19 and 22

<not the folly of youth.

No.9368

>>9367
You're gonna regret posting theese seductive images in the future too

No.9369

>>9368
are you macking on my girl dog?

No.9370

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>>9369
>macking
>dog
>my girl

autism overload

No.9371

>>9369
Natsume is p. much my dress gf so back off tbh

No.9441

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No.9487

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>>9368

In 20 years everyone will probably have them out there, so not really. And even if someone does say something about it, I'll say "so what?"

No.9488

>>9487
Shameless hor



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