[ ajp / m / mu / s4s ] [ 〜recent〜 ]

/ajp/ - [a/jp]

Not catering to retards since 1995.
Name
Email
Subject
Comment
File
Embed
Password (For file deletion.)

File: 1404982617788.jpg (59.44 KB, 595x459, flesh-light-launch-pad.jpg)

No.8404[Reply]

It is now possible to SECKS ur waifu.
How do you feel about this [a/jp]?

No.8407

Dakimakura size screen when?



File: 1401074219651.jpg (41.64 KB, 251x371, le cutepost face.jpg)

No.8064[Reply]

So you want to be a shitposter, huh?
It's not easy.

This guide will teach you "cutepost" technique.

"Cutepost" is a close relative of shitpost. As such, they are often mistaken. If you understand shitpost, then "cutepost" will be mastered shortly.

"Cutepost" appear in two forms.

First, long form of "cutepost".
Long form consist of omission of punctuation to create image of childish excitement.
Allowed to use multiple exclamation or question marks at the post end to enhance effect.

Second, short form.
Replacement of punctuation with line break.
You may end each line with exclamation/question mark if you please.

Both forms utilize intentional misspelling.
Compare "what happened?" to "what happended?".
The cuteness is clear to see.
A simple way to boost your "cutepost" strength is to use "a" where "an" is appropriate. For example, "a apple!".

Both forms may contain acronym. "lol" is common and used by posters experienced in "long form cutepost" as substitute for comma or period.
"haha", too.

"you" may become "u", etc. However, this is not always the case. Use discretion.
An example of this is "know" versus "kno", a common problem faced by novice of "cutepost".
In an attempt to maximize cuteness, the "w" is omitted. However, it will likely be viewed as an "ironic shitpost" due to overdoing it. It becomes a parody of itself.

Image uploaded is good for "cutepost". Any cute girl is acceptable.
But a true master is cute with even no image.

The big problem of "cutepost" being called "shitpost" and vice versa is simply a matter of one thing:
Post too long. Click here to view the full text.
3 posts omitted. Click reply to view.

No.8307

pls someone cutepost ;_;

No.8308

>>8307
no :3

No.8343

File: 1402402699555.jpg (94.65 KB, 640x480, 1378159217665.jpg)

yu're a good writer opee (lol pee :^) I learned many kawaii tricks 2 halp w/cutepoasting

No.8359

>>8343
EPic :D

No.8402




File: 1403808699075.jpg (7.39 KB, 200x200, 4NqR6pT.jpg)

No.8361[Reply]

thechan.se


File: 1401746771615.jpg (195.99 KB, 1280x720, bob's-burgers.jpg)

No.8299[Reply]

i heard this was the place where we don't post anime
and post [s4s]
because it owns it
20 posts and 16 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.8326

>>8324
But this is the drama board. There's more drama here than anywhere else!

No.8339

that comic was top qt

No.8350

>>8311
>Why can't people just stick to their own realms?
>[a/jp]
Sure would be nice if you stuck to your own realm

No.8357

I for one welcome our [s4s] overlords.

No.8360

this is basic thuganomics



File: 1400281319971.png (538 B, 22x23, sticky.png)

No.7981[Reply]

stop fighting
1 post omitted. Click reply to view.

No.8014

>>8013
no he's not

No.8251

File: 1401587252319.jpg (71.88 KB, 1366x768, qo66Zp3.jpg)

mfw those spooks posted a different picture everytime

No.8252

File: 1401587473844.gif (Spoiler Image, 761.91 KB, 850x1045, boner.gif)

>>8251
I'll be back :^)

No.8261

>>8252
I CAME

No.8358

>>8261
I came on you ;)



File: 1369406686610.jpg (68.8 KB, 283x302, 326326237.jpg)

No.32[Reply]

pREcURe
13 posts and 13 image replies omitted. Click reply to view.

No.46

File: 1369407221906.jpg (384.63 KB, 800x818, 23534745854835.jpg)


No.47

File: 1369407424374.jpg (29 KB, 200x200, 124214214124.jpg)

>>45
I'll be good from now on

No.48

File: 1369407524081.jpg (591.32 KB, 1000x1000, 1360395558044.jpg)

>>47
It's fine. I promised you could poast as much as you wanted and all the first time so.

No.8344

Le page 18 save rave

No.8349

>>8344
Nice dubs



File: 1402054038803.jpg (780.89 KB, 5031x815, 1974_norm.jpg)

No.8335[Reply]

reminder that ajp is property of s4s


File: 1402052977933.png (211.46 KB, 627x375, AV.png)

No.8334[Reply]

Aseptic Void - Compagni di Giochi
LINK: www.soundcloud.com/asepticvoid/compagni-di-giochi

#psychodrama #ambient #clinical #isolationism


No.8328[Reply]

vote for me

No.8329

File: 1401944294106.png (328.15 KB, 636x900, Untitled.png)

ddddddddddddd

No.8330

with that snazzy color scheme you've got my vote.

No.8332

>>8330
jdgjdfjg

No.8333

>>8332
Trips. Nice.



File: 1401761259930.png (114.53 KB, 1208x613, fats.png)

No.8304[Reply]

can i go fats

No.8306

>>8304
wowww is that rainbow dash???



File: 1401745468287.jpg (36.2 KB, 585x470, 1298102629955.jpg)

No.8278[Reply]

czech 8

No.8305

good 8



File: 1401747340187.jpg (57.01 KB, 960x540, cumin achoo.jpg)

No.8302[Reply]

Can I get a get, too?
8302 get


File: 1401746060668.jpg (35.8 KB, 320x316, 1315287661434.jpg)

No.8288[Reply]

check em

No.8298

>>8288
>88
yea those are dubs, nice



File: 1401745411403.jpg (2.36 KB, 126x120, 1298103634622.jpg)

No.8277[Reply]

czech 7

No.8296

>>8277
>77
wow nice!

No.8297

>>8296
thx bby



File: 1401745599474.jpg (144.07 KB, 500x608, 1348604252870.jpg)

No.8282[Reply]

i cant hold all the gets

No.8295

>>8282
>8282
nice dubs!



File: 1401746427019.jpg (100.02 KB, 222x324, 1335739988000.jpg)

No.8294[Reply]

4 allen


File: 1401746333949.png (335.01 KB, 499x500, 1335261513461.png)

No.8293[Reply]

3 for bateman


File: 1401746226640.jpg (581.78 KB, 553x841, 1325710926936.jpg)

No.8292[Reply]

2 for Cuban Pete


Delete Post [ ]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24] [25] [26] [27] [28] [29] [30] [31] [32] [33] [34]
[ ajp / m / mu / s4s ] [ 〜recent〜 ]